r/videos • u/Jtaimelafolie • May 30 '17

This guy's presentation on ADHD is excellent

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JowPOqRmxNs
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u/[deleted] May 30 '17 edited Sep 24 '19

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u/crwilso6 May 30 '17

My horse is amazing, performs like a fucking champion...only when he's interested in the task.

Otherwise my horse is a real ass.

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u/Hellknightx May 30 '17

Asses put in hard labor, and can pull carts over long distances better than horses, I'd wager.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '17

Mules can see their hind legs in their vision, which is why they were apparently stubborn AF, because they were like, "you dumb human, I'm not putting my leg there, I'll fall" when crossing narrow passages & shit like that. A fun fact for your day.

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u/crwilso6 May 30 '17

Horses can remember small details on trails they've used, so they can become startled if a bush is missing, or a branch is missing from a tree. They have insane memory, and pay attention to every little thing, but cannot remember your birthday...kinda like people with adhd.

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u/AV3NG3D May 30 '17

You have now been subscribed to equine facts. If you would like to cancel, please whinny, neigh, or bray.

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u/uncertainusurper May 30 '17

Fun Equine Fact of the Day: Horse hooves are made from the same protein that comprises human hair and fingernails.

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u/Capitano_Barbarossa May 30 '17

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u/Fastjur May 30 '17

Confirmed.

You are now subscribed to fun poop facts.

Poop fact #1: Of the 25% that's solid, the biggest component is bacteria, with the rest being a mix of indigestible food matter, fat, inorganic substances, and protein. Your poop is (usually) brown because of the way bacteria work on bilirubin, a pigment in bile that's the end result of dead red blood cells

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u/Capitano_Barbarossa May 30 '17

Not this shit again...

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u/dbixz May 30 '17

Whinny

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u/Rohaq May 30 '17

but cannot remember your birthday

Jerks.

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u/LyKam_Yung May 30 '17

Yeah, all my life I've had episodes of pain. So I went to my doctor and got prescribe OxyContin. They are an absolute MIRACLE!. Praise be! Next week I'm going to try to get switched to Fentanyl patches because I hear it's a smoother ride.

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u/NapalmRDT May 30 '17

OP's analogy turned out to be remarkably apt.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '17

Yeah, I can remember people by the color of the folder their file was in, and from there I know where that file is located.

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u/toddsleivonski May 30 '17

I'm more of an ass man myself. Though I have a shitty horse too.