r/wallstreetbets • u/Coreylian101 • Jan 22 '25

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Bought at 0.05 last week and sold for $9.

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u/sha1dy Jan 23 '25

"biggest database center for AI" - haha lol yeah right what a word salad bro

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25 edited 3d ago

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u/SipTime Jan 23 '25

From who? Government agencies are cooked bro

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25 edited 3d ago

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u/pitchfork_2000 Jan 23 '25

Will I get a visit for outsider trading when losing a bunch?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25 edited 3d ago

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u/luckydice767 Jan 23 '25

Where, as we all know, you will in fact be.

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u/Nope_______ Jan 23 '25

You already forgot who just got sworn in?

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u/dopitysmokty Jan 23 '25

I mean unless OP is literally a Trump, SEC will still have issues with this. Crime still exist for folks like us.

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u/Monkeys_R_Scary Jan 23 '25

Doubt they’ll be able to prove insider trading unless OP was mega regarded (which he could be). It’s pretty hard to prove all elements unless the trader was careless about the trade. SEC is also a civil agency, not a criminal one. DOJ won’t be brought in unless it’s an egregious case of insider trading

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u/Muggle_Killer Jan 23 '25

Last time when he did tradewars, there was near daily insider trading right before the close and they didnt catch even 1 guy for it.

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u/alex206 Jan 23 '25

So I still have to pay taxes this year?

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u/dopitysmokty Jan 23 '25

Dont be ridiculous

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u/HesJustOneMan Jan 23 '25

I already made a report, don't you worry. If this doesn't get investigated, I'll know SEC is a joke and I'll look forward to being a millionaire in a few weeks.