r/wallstreetbets • u/witness_this_ • Feb 10 '25
Gain I don’t even know what Monday.com does.
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u/dbcooperscousin Feb 10 '25
Is there a Tuesday.com? We clearly missed the boat on Monday.
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u/Deeznutzsgotcha Feb 10 '25
Fridays went bankrupt. We know that much.
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u/dbcooperscousin Feb 10 '25
FUCK is humpday up for grabs? Can we short Wednesdays?
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u/Awportune Feb 10 '25
Monday left me broken
Chewsday, I was through with hoping
Wednesday, my empty arms were open
Thursday, waiting for love, waiting for love
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u/SkumbagBirdy Feb 10 '25
Nice penis!
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u/Revolver_Lanky_Kong Feb 10 '25
You guys made him delete it
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u/SkumbagBirdy Feb 10 '25
Yup. I got it tho.
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u/Optimal-Description8 Feb 10 '25
A good cock even
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u/articulatedumpster Feb 10 '25
What’s the curve in degrees you got on that hog, boss?
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u/blakev Feb 10 '25
goes up on Mondays I guess. Calls on next Monday
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u/gororuns Feb 10 '25
Puts on Friday then.
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u/ArclightX Feb 10 '25
Born on a Monday.
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u/Soft_Championship645 Feb 10 '25
christened on Tuesday
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u/Skadooshsky Feb 10 '25
Makin love by Wednesday
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u/Joel22222 Feb 10 '25
Wendy’s dumpster by Thursday
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u/BizzyM Feb 10 '25
Friday, I'm in love
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u/DanGleebawlz Feb 10 '25
Saturday ur mom's a slut
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u/suthekey Feb 10 '25
You sir, won the internet today. But unfortunately it seems most people missed it.
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u/DSTNCT-W212 Feb 10 '25
Good bot
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u/AnotherThroneAway Feb 10 '25
What the fuck is with that bot, anyway? Is it even a bot? How drunk is it, exactly?
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u/boozinf Feb 10 '25
weekends was made for Michelob
but it's a Monday OPs day so just let em hit it yo
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u/xlmtothemoon they're eatin the pets Feb 10 '25
"good looking name, very powerful, very strong earnings"
fuck it, I'm in
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u/bro-guy Feb 10 '25
Historic time to be on wsb lmaoooo this was hilarious
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u/Zentaury Feb 10 '25
What’s this about?
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u/mike_gundy666 Feb 10 '25 edited Feb 10 '25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_YIZyVzymA
Some dude got caught not knowing what a stock does even though, moments before, he was saying how they're a fantastic company
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u/AxelFauley Feb 11 '25
Good old February 2025. Sorry, meant to say December 2021.
Easy to get confused with PLTR, RDDT, HOOD and every other shit company at all time highs.
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u/Severe_Beginning2633 Feb 10 '25
thread doesnt dissapoint. I am holding a few of these bags and partly hold on because I smile at this memory every time I see them :)
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u/MuffLovin Feb 10 '25
They make you money. That’s what they do.
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u/LaRealiteInconnue Feb 10 '25
Found Asana CEO
just some project management humor, don’t take this seriously and come for me lol
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u/FacingHardships Feb 10 '25
Fucking insiders man
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u/Lazy_Sugar892 Feb 10 '25
If I had insider info on a company then I’ll sell my clothes, car, house, grandma and go all in. OP just has a good feeling cause the company’s name is Monday and their earning calls was on …. Monday
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u/Ambitious_Curve_6854 Feb 10 '25
What made you buy into them if you don't know what they do?
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u/witness_this_ Feb 10 '25
I’m just a degenerate lol
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u/FacingHardships Feb 10 '25
Nah you’re an insider and you didn’t share
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u/Yoda2000675 Feb 10 '25
If someone has insider info and only gambles a few thousand on it, then they are an ultra omega regard
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u/SgtTreehugger Feb 10 '25
Can't attract the SEC
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u/Neither-Luck-9295 Feb 10 '25
Do they still exist?
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u/wienercat Feb 10 '25
Better to make a few thousand for free and not attract attention than make a million and go to prison and lose the cash anyways.
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u/MuffLovin Feb 10 '25
Here’s some insight from the inside for you. There are two US military NGAD contracts. One for the Navy and one for the Air Force. There are only two companies bidding for the USAF contract Boeing & Lockheed. The USN contract is Boeing, Lockheed, and Northrup.
Boeing’s defense production hub is in St. Louis for air dominance. Boeing bought out KLX in 2018, (massive, small machined parts and kit distributor). They bought out what was GKN aerospace who produced many composite materials and assemblies. They are building a massive 1.8M square foot complex right next door to the older production building where they made the F15 and the F18. Just last year they sent an email to all employees in STL to vote on a new STL Boeing logo.. There is an unnamed, unrecognizable aircraft silhouette at the top of the logo with the other main Boeing defense related aircraft. It looks like a triangle UFO.
What do you think is going to happen and why there is so much movement in STL?
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u/FacingHardships Feb 10 '25
Idk, what’s the answer?
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u/457583927472811 Feb 10 '25
They're manufacturing fucking drones you goddamn idiot, not UFOs.
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u/StonkaTrucks Feb 10 '25
But why buy an option that needs an 8% move to break even?
This wasn't cheap on either an absolute or relative scale.
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u/RonBourbondi Feb 10 '25
He gambled on an earnings call on a company he knew nothing about.
What's the confusion?
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u/witness_this_ Feb 10 '25
Have I not established that I’m not exactly the most informed, thoughtful investor out there?
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u/_BannedAcctSpeedrun_ Feb 10 '25
Exactly what an insider playing dumb would say. No need to lie man, the SEC is toothless under the Musk administration, your tendies are safe.
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u/StonkaTrucks Feb 10 '25
Neither am I and I do degen plays all the time, but even I would have avoided this one. Just wondering the thought process.
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u/NeverOutOfOptions123 Feb 10 '25
They were down 30% from ATH for no good reason. They’ve beaten earnings last time but not as much as some expected.
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u/facedownbootyuphold Feb 10 '25
I had to use Monday at a company I worked at and absolutely hated it. It's just a program for managerial types, basically the 2020s equivalent of yesteryear's timesheets. The biggest problem with this software is that it requires workers (the people who actually make stuff and do stuff) to use software to input for the benefit of their managers. That's all. It's double work, and it benefits managers. After using it a few years I became so over the whole program, it's just corporate bloatware.
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u/danarchist Feb 10 '25
We just got rid of it at my company last week. Looked like a glorified spreadsheet to me.
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u/staycalmdoe Feb 10 '25
Yeah I was forced to try it for a week and was like nah this is way too much work
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u/kickingpplisfun Feb 11 '25
Almost all corporate software is a grift. Lie to management and say it'll fix everything, only to hold them in a contract, fix like one actual concern, and let the obscene amount of money roll in.
I should start a corporate software company...
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u/1minatur Feb 10 '25
We tried it out, hated it, canceled it, I built my own checklist spreadsheet and everyone loves it.
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u/Grimekat Feb 10 '25 edited Feb 10 '25
This. It’s glorified micromanagement. It’s tech meant to make it easier for middle managers to micromanage every single day you have.
I had one job who used it and it just added an hour of work each day while we filled out what we did on specific projects each day. I eventually just stopped using it and ignored the warnings I got. Then I left for a better job.
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u/facedownbootyuphold Feb 10 '25 edited Feb 10 '25
That's exactly what it ended up being for us. Our designers and engineers had to fill out time sheets and project sheets, stuff that PMs should be keeping track of, but didn't. It was like a crutch for useless managers and the work just gets put on the actual producers.
Ownership and others liked it because it showed them how to scope and bill projects in the future, but I don't think anyone ever took into account all the cost that went into the people who filled it out at the behest of actual billable work and deliverables. On top of that, managers spent more time reminding everyone to fill in their project sheets than doing anything productive themselves. Corporate America.
I started my own company and we all use Slack for managing projects, it's so much simpler and more robust than Monday for our workflow. Nowadays I would look at any company that uses Monday and question the quality of their output.
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u/loulan Feb 10 '25
So... calls?
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u/facedownbootyuphold Feb 10 '25
The fact that it's complete shit shouldn't dissuade you from buying. Monday.com may actually benefit a lot from the whole back-to-the-office push.
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u/ThisTooShallPass_ Feb 10 '25
I used to teach Excel and loved it. I make spreadsheets in it for fun.
These Monday c*nts used to run ads on my YouTube feed all the time 'are you tired of those annoying Excel spreadsheets? Use monday.com!'. No.. I fucking don't... Drives me crazy.
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u/rebornfenix Feb 10 '25
I would put it miles behind a WELL MANAGED jira instance.
As a dev who has dealt with Jira fucked with till it’s unusable, some of the rails Monday adds is nice
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u/lolexecs Feb 10 '25
Yep, you get to do the work and spend ~1.5hrs figuring out how to tick all the boxes so that the PM can yell at you for not having all your tasks done.
pro tip, you should have your proj manager or scrum master have the license of Monday and force them to check the boxes for you. It will reduce the overall level of bullshit you experience.
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u/digitalsmear Feb 10 '25
Sounds like something my mother was using at her company and championed getting rid of, to her success.
Created so much extra work, with no benefit, that it made ME mad just hearing about it.
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u/deletesystemthirty2 Feb 10 '25
we use it where I work now (in IT). we use it for project tracking, inventory, tasking, issue tracking, meeting notes, and general notes. but i will agree that yes, it is just excel on steroids.
I do like being able to create a small spreadsheet that we can email out a link to hiring managers, and when they answer the questions it pre-fills the monday sheet, its made onboarding extremely easier (and a good CYA for when they say something wasnt set up right).
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u/Useful_Document_4120 Feb 10 '25
Same, and it’s also extremely expensive for what is on offer. Sure, you can “customise” it to a ridiculous degree (with their premium subscription), but it’s still little more than a glorified project management tool. It doesn’t do anything special that a free Trello account doesn’t do. Seems like it’s more just geared towards high volume sales teams.
Side note: a fond memory of mine was when an unknown third party signed up to the service using my credit card. Monday.com customer service refused to stop the subscription because I was not the “account owner”, but also refused to delete the (stolen) card details because their “policy requires saved card details at all times”. Had to cancel my card, and the bank still had some weird scheme where they shared the replacement card details with Monday.com. Took a lot of escalation with the bank over 3 months to get it resolved.
Not surprised of their high revenues at all. The software is nothing special at all though.
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u/dualwield42 Feb 10 '25
It's the worst, and I need to put timeline stuff into Confluence. Why we run both, I don't know. It's literally just a fancy spreadsheet.
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u/Gary_the_metrosexual Feb 10 '25
Those companies are just corpo multi level marketing schemes, change my mind.
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u/BarTrue9028 Feb 10 '25
We used it for all of 1 month at my company. All it does is add extra work. All of its features available in Microsoft stuff or Smartsheets
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u/goopave Feb 11 '25
I'm going to sound like a total nutcase considering all of these comments agreeing with you, but the very small team I am on uses it and we all really like it, it really helps to visualize what projects are being worked on and when someone is stuck and why, the automations are helpful, it's been pretty good for us
Edit: even our facilities manager who is pretty tech illiterate doesn't mind it so much
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u/CC7015 Feb 10 '25
Monday sucks , they have great advertising making it look like it will work for you but it wont.
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u/exploradorobservador Feb 10 '25
$9+ a seat companies just burn money for no reason
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u/InterestingShoe1831 Feb 10 '25
> $9+ a seat
$9?! What plan are you on? That's pricing from 5+ years ago.
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u/map2photo Feb 10 '25
It’s not THAT bad. Though I use the free version to track what I work on, so I can prove to my boss that I’m actually working. lol
I’ve never used it for anything other than my own stuff.
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u/Kayyam Feb 10 '25
Any task managament is good enough to track one person's task.
You could make do with the to-do integrated in Outlook honestly.
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u/fnordfnordfnordfnord Feb 10 '25
They pitch it to Boomers and people who don't know shit about software. No surprise they're making money.
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u/EndlessSummerburn Feb 10 '25
It is actually horrible I cannot believe they have such good earnings.
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u/STODracula Feb 10 '25
It's horrifically complicated for no reason at all. Not sure how it even sells so well.
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u/PeregrineThe Feb 10 '25
Jira, wrike, motion, Monday. simple task tracking.
Having tried to make a small team of 5 use all of them. Motion worked the best for everyone.
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u/bigcandymtn Feb 10 '25
Monday.com will be worth 50b within 3 years. Keep buying calls.
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u/aBushelofApples Feb 10 '25
I use it at work. It's for project management things like assigning and tracking task completion. It's not too bad to use actually.
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u/treycartier91 hates colored folk Feb 10 '25
I've used it to completely organize a midsized web development, design, and marketing studio.
Honestly, it's amazing. There are similar services that are also good.
But damn... If you know spreadsheets, a little code, and API integration you can build and automate fucking everything.
But if you're just a gambler with no skillsets using your wife's boyfriend's money, then yeah. You probably can't use or understand what Monday does.
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u/zephyrs85 Going ALL IN on everything! Feb 10 '25
I use it every day at work, but still have no idea what it does
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u/BophadeseNuts Feb 10 '25
It's a task management system that works pretty well if a lot of effort is put in by people using it.
The hillarious thing is that it's user base seems to all have monday morning task review meetings. It causes the servers to bog down horribly every Monday morning to the point it is almost unusable. So Monday.com does not work on mondays.
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u/buckfouyucker Feb 10 '25
Someone's got a case of the Monday's. :(
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u/TastyToad Feb 10 '25
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
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u/Chuckyducky6 Feb 10 '25
Man I use the shit out of Monday.com. I think it’s awesome.
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u/hulkhogansmoustache Feb 10 '25
Me too! I didn't know so many people hated it. It's the backbone to my company.
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u/Caulaincourt Feb 10 '25
They make Mondays. What did you think, that Mondays just happen on their own?
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u/GODavon Feb 10 '25
They make a SAAS crm system. It works very good
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u/rafiki3 Feb 10 '25
But is it gooder than other crms?
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u/freedcreativity Feb 10 '25
Presumably, but only after you get completely locked into the walled garden by developing workflows in a proprietary calendar/email/database low-code, no-code environment.
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u/cms6yb Feb 10 '25
It's okay, nothing compared to Salesforce and has major limitations
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u/ogbrien Feb 10 '25 edited Feb 10 '25
And the bill is nothing compared to salesforce too… It's about 10% of the cost for 75% of the functionality.
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u/Psychonaut_Tales Feb 10 '25
Yeah, the amount of money people spend on Salesforce blows my mind....
For most people they'll never use even 10% of what's offered.
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u/Prestigious-Laugh954 Feb 10 '25
it's not CRM. it's not even a half-assed CRM. it's a PM tool, and a shitty one at that.
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u/LanguageLoose157 Feb 10 '25
I do know what Monday does, but I don't understand what made you buy option for it.
When did you buy it? Why Monday and not another stock like ADBE or PLRX?
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u/jmadding Feb 10 '25
Real answer.
It's a project management app for bigger teams to coordinate (usually software) releases, dates and attached data all in one place. When you assign people a job, they automatically get an email. When they finish the job and update the documentation on Monday (the app), it emails you back.
Source: I do QA for apps in my company and we use this to communicate with other companies easily.
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