r/wallstreetbets • u/witness_this_ • Feb 10 '25

Gain I don’t even know what Monday.com does.

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u/blakev Feb 10 '25

goes up on Mondays I guess. Calls on next Monday

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u/gororuns Feb 10 '25

Puts on Friday then.

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u/ArclightX Feb 10 '25

Born on a Monday.

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u/Soft_Championship645 Feb 10 '25

christened on Tuesday

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u/Skadooshsky Feb 10 '25

Makin love by Wednesday

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u/Joel22222 Feb 10 '25

Wendy’s dumpster by Thursday

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u/BizzyM Feb 10 '25

Friday, I'm in love

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u/DanGleebawlz Feb 10 '25

Saturday ur mom's a slut

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u/rair21 Feb 10 '25

Do it all again on Sunday

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u/addictedmistress Feb 10 '25

That was the life of Solomon Grundy

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u/suthekey Feb 10 '25

You sir, won the internet today. But unfortunately it seems most people missed it.

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u/Nostalg33k Feb 10 '25

Puts on Friday then

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u/devourer09 Feb 10 '25

Reborn on a Saturday

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u/MyCatIsAnActualNinja Feb 10 '25

$10 blowies behind the Wendy's dumpster on Sundays but no extras

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u/willdosketchythings Feb 10 '25

That's hump on Humpday my dude

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u/BlueSkysnBlueChips32 Feb 10 '25

Nah, Puts on Tuesday and Calls on Fridays

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u/diffvinra Feb 10 '25

A 30% rise in one day and you don't short it, God forbid.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 10 '25

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u/depraflame Feb 10 '25

This is the most unhinged bot I think I have ever seen

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u/BelieveItOrNotCalls Feb 11 '25

The mouth on it!

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u/DSTNCT-W212 Feb 10 '25

Good bot

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u/AnotherThroneAway Feb 10 '25

What the fuck is with that bot, anyway? Is it even a bot? How drunk is it, exactly?

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u/myaccwasshut4norsn Feb 10 '25

eat its ASS

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u/moneybags91 Feb 10 '25

It eats ass

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u/Peltonimo Feb 10 '25

Can I get it's phone number?

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u/Speedhabit Feb 11 '25

A young salmon said I made her perform bass to mouth

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u/VanguardDeezNuts Will Lick Balls Feb 10 '25

"...if you have any questions or concerns"

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u/KittenNicken Feb 10 '25

Whose bot is this? 🤣

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u/atocnada Feb 11 '25

It's Bender's bot.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

Sounds like a great idea but you don't have one.

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u/prometheusengineer Feb 10 '25

LMFAO who made this bot

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u/jda0612 Feb 10 '25

Bad bot, u don’t have an ass…

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u/blakev Feb 10 '25

I wish I was smart.

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u/diffvinra Feb 10 '25

Thank God for the post.

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u/AlbaKrause23 Feb 10 '25

Bitch, take your money and go get high and don't forget to tip more.

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u/LowCryptographer9047 Feb 10 '25

Ehhh PLTR

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u/Effective_Pea_7244 Feb 10 '25

PLTR THE SHIT EH!!! TO THE MOOON!!!

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u/gent861 Feb 10 '25

I did short it a bit

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u/diffvinra Feb 10 '25

How much did you make?

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u/fre-ddo Feb 10 '25

Shorting it is for Tuesday

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u/FoxNixon Feb 10 '25

Puts on Monday, calls on Garfield

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u/Suitable-Golf6937 Feb 10 '25

How will this affect the lasagna market?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

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u/boozinf Feb 10 '25

weekends was made for Michelob

but it's a Monday OPs day so just let em hit it yo

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u/fanchmmr Feb 10 '25

Round and round, round we go...

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u/Dickmaster_ Feb 10 '25

I know this one, the horses name was friday

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u/LitrillyChrisTraeger 🦍🦍 Feb 10 '25

Btw Monday.com is a project management software company based out of Tel Aviv for anyone wondering

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u/Living-Hat-8316 Feb 10 '25

This all seems legit

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u/Van1llatte Feb 10 '25

The real money is going to be puts on Monday now

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u/AxelFauley Feb 11 '25

They're manic Mondays

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u/diffvinra Feb 10 '25

Time to buy puts on it.

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u/Erijandro Feb 10 '25

Hilarious!

Witty!