r/wallstreetbets Feb 28 '25

News Google's Sergey Brin Says Engineers Should Work 60-Hour Weeks in Office to Build AI That Could Replace Them

https://gizmodo.com/googles-sergey-brin-says-engineers-should-work-60-hour-weeks-in-office-to-build-ai-that-could-replace-them-2000570025
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u/amach9 Feb 28 '25

Hello sir, Will these engineers be collecting royalties from the AI they will be creating?

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u/arcanition Mar 01 '25

haha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/vba77 Mar 01 '25

Pip'd

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u/Victory-laps Mar 01 '25

Short answer: no Long answer: hahaha hell no

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u/Few_Resolution766 Mar 01 '25

They get google stock so yea

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u/Asleep_Holiday_1640 Mar 01 '25

NOPE

🤣🤣🤣

They need to work so that shareholders can MAXIMIZE this AI Gold Rush.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '25

"Dig your own grave"

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u/ahx3000 Feb 28 '25

Pay me first

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '25

Nevermind, I'll get an Indian to do it for 1/3 of your asking salary, and have him work 11 hour days

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u/fanzakh Feb 28 '25

Google should just move to India and see how it works out. I really want to see how that goes.

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u/saljskanetilldanmark Feb 28 '25

Nah, bringing the indians over is the whole point, cause they can promise the american dream in all but writing, hold their visas over their heads while extorting them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

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u/MyLifeIsDope69 Mar 01 '25

Most have a wife and kids back home depending on them.. I know because I worked with these kind of people in the US for temporary contract months at a time not seeing their family. It’s like a slightly richer more high tech version of the Mexican immigrant story working on farms to send money back

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u/ThisKarmaLimitSucks Doombear Mar 03 '25 edited Mar 03 '25

Hell, a lot of them have family here - they own houses, have kids in school, and all that. And those family members can all be deported from the US in 30 days if Daddy the engineer ever gets fired. Big Tech has a hell of a lot of leverage on those guys.

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u/MyLifeIsDope69 Mar 03 '25

Id have a heart attack if that was me no exaggeration. I already had to accept getting fired for “performance” because they laid off my team and I was unwilling to put in the extra hours on weekends and nights to make up the slack when I want to be with my family; I got put on a performance improvement plan said I’ll work as hard as possible within normal hours, but I wasn’t doing weekend prep for the Monday morning reporting anymore and got let go because I made peace with it my blood pressure was out of control I knew I needed to lose the job to find something with better balance. These poor Indians must be going insane on the inside from the stress it’s golden handcuffs at what point do you prefer being poor back in India

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u/old_boomer_doome1984 Feb 28 '25

Even the Indian CEO knows that bullshit will fail.

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u/Ok_Biscotti4586 Mar 01 '25

They did and are, they got a big presence and expanding while cutting in America. You are a couple years late.

No labour laws or labour protection and get to both abuse workers and pay them less.

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u/IndigoCores Mar 01 '25

This is what MSFT is doing

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u/TheAmorphous Mar 01 '25

Can't result in worse than what they've been producing lately anyway, so why not? Absolute garbage company these days.

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u/BoJackHorseMan53 Mar 01 '25

Google already has an office in India and so do all the big tech companies.

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u/BranchPredictor Mar 01 '25

That ain’t gonna get you to 60 unless you do 6-day work weeks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

You can work from home, on the weekends

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u/Cptn_BenjaminWillard Mar 01 '25

Unfortunately, and I say this with the utmost respect to my East Indian friends, the technology competency is not where it needs to be in order for this to be an effective strategy. They're gung ho, but tech implementation of projects from that region is frequently somewhat of a nightmare.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

So is that a no?

hands you a performance improvement plan

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u/tdatas Moron with heavy bags Mar 02 '25

"Yes the AI is done"

"Ok can I see it"

2 weeks later

"This is just an input box that returns what I wrote in"

"Yes. I have met the specification" 

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u/horrendous44 Mar 01 '25

Faster faster slave dig faster

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u/gayteemo Feb 28 '25

engineers should work 60-hour weeks remotely to build the world's first remote guillotine

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u/willscuba4food Feb 28 '25

I think PLTR already has that, it's like a drone with samarui swords that come out of it or something.

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u/SoulSnatch3rs Feb 28 '25

It’s the flying Ginsu. No explosives, purely kinetic.

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u/RockstarAgent Feb 28 '25 edited Mar 01 '25

Trebuchet. The answer should always be

*Updated image

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u/iatekane Mar 01 '25

That’s a catapult not a trebuchet

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u/llama2621 Mar 01 '25

I'd like to see a drone launch a 90kg projectile over 300m

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u/kirillre4 Mar 01 '25

Some drones are 90kg projectiles, and with powerful enough motors they can be launched even further.

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u/Canis9z Mar 02 '25

Hellfire R-9X

Its lethality is due to 100 lb (45 kg) of dense material with six blades flying at high speed, to crush and cut the targeted person—the R-9X has also been referred to as the "Ninja Missile" and "Flying Ginsu". It is intended to reduce collateral damage when targeting specific people.

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u/Westo454 Mar 01 '25

You’re thinking of AGM-114R-9X, a Variant of Lockheed-Martin’s Hellfire Missile.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25 edited 18d ago

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u/willscuba4food Mar 01 '25

I just took a stab at a military tech company, I probably won't remember Anduril next time I make a flying guillotine joke though.

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u/Kr1msonKing Mar 01 '25

Like the Manhack from Halfe-Life 2

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u/Logical-Idea-1708 Feb 28 '25

That’s the hellfire missile r9x

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u/wildcard9000 Mar 01 '25

The cerebral bore from turok

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u/CompoteDeep2016 Feb 28 '25

How come all those billionaires are such motherfuckin cunts?

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u/Alicenchainsfan Feb 28 '25

You don’t become a billionaire by being chill and caring about people

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u/IWasRightOnce Feb 28 '25

And in regards to the few chill ones out there, you don’t hear about them/from them because they aren’t saying crazy shit

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '25

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u/Astray Feb 28 '25

Not sus at all Bill Gates

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u/ClaymoreMine Feb 28 '25

And don’t you dare look into Cascade management his family office. He makes all these claims but his children will inherit Cascade and he approves cascades investment memo

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u/McClainLLC Feb 28 '25

I'm pretty sure when he bought it was because Chinese businessmen were planning to buy it. Which would've been terrible for American interests.

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u/Masterandcomman Mar 01 '25

Buffett gave away a big chunk of his wealth, but it was balanced by the appreciation of the remainder. He had 498,320 A shares in 2006, when he started donating big sums after the death of his first wife. He now owns almost 206,363 A shares, or a 59% decline. The stock is up 9X since then.

If he never donated, he would be worth $386 B today.

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u/No-Olive-8722 Feb 28 '25

Mackenzie Scott

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u/Normal_Loss_220 Mar 01 '25

A woman i used to tailgate with knew her now ex-husband. He was a cool guy. Teacher at a private school.

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u/Needsupgrade Mar 01 '25

which he pledged to donate when he dies, but changed his mind.

What's this about him changing his mind?

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u/veilwalker Mar 01 '25

He was going to give it to the Gates foundation but then it turned out that the Gates foundation is not well run or efficient in its use of the money.

Now Buffet is giving it to the foundations run by the Buffet children (iirc). Nepotism is better than the Gates foundation apparently.

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u/rinky-dink-republic Mar 01 '25

It's still going to charity, but the disbursement of the funds will be managed by his children and not the Gates foundation.

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u/Worth_Inflation_2104 Mar 01 '25

I came to a realization: billionaires who are greedy are a problem but there is something much much worse: billionaires who are extremely vain.

I feel vanity is much much more dangerous than greed.

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u/AceStarS Mar 01 '25

Myspace CEO comes to mind. 

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u/NightOfTheLivingHam Mar 01 '25

At least not publicly. These people are fucking nuts.

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u/hoopaholik91 Feb 28 '25

Pretty much. The process of becoming a billionaire is like the ultimate human rock screen that ends up with just shitbags.

First, you already gotta be from an upper middle class family at worst - that's going to already isolate you from the concerns of the normal working man. Next, you need to have the gall to think you can build a company from scratch which requires a certain hubris.

Then, you've succeeded and made a semi-successful company. Congratulations! What should you do with your newfound 10s-100s of millions of dollars? Fuck off and enjoy the rest of your life on a private island? Spread the wealth and make sure those that were along for the ride with you are compensated appropriately? Nope, instead you have a psychopathic need for more, growing your business into the billions of dollars. Add in the fact that your success has grown your ego to the size of Rhode Island, and now you've explained how 95% of billionaires are the dickweeds they are.

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u/fredotwoatatime Mar 01 '25

Very accurate an and yet so many ppl have this irrational need to defend the rich like as if they’re gonna pay them for doing so lol.

I think deep down they hope to be part of the 1% so they too can live like it’s heaven on earth

Edit: and what they don’t realise is more often than not u need all the odds stacked in ur favour from birth in terms of family, intelligence, genuine luck to build a great company. Obvs they still need to work rlly hard and should be rewarded but inequality has gotten out of hand

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u/Agaac1 Mar 01 '25

We like to try and say it was pure genius that got these guys to be billionaires but the reality is most of them were at the right place at the right time.

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u/Alicenchainsfan Mar 01 '25

So much this, life rng

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u/Few_Bags69420 gargle my calls Feb 28 '25

their level of cunt-iness is directly proportional to how much stock they own.

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u/WeAreAllFooked Feb 28 '25

You do if you're Mike Ilitch

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u/Fenix04 Mar 01 '25

Michigan resident here, Mike Illitch was not someone who cared for others. He had a huge hand in the decades-long decay of Detroit which hurt so many people and families. He has a few media-friendly stories that get touted about (e.g. the Rosa Parks one), but he was pretty much a glorified slum lord. He was a good sports team owner though, much better than his son.

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u/OneiricBrute Mar 01 '25

And tbh, people today are kind of encouraging them. Why wouldn't they be assholes if they can get away with some mild tsk-tsking and a slap on the wrist at worst?

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u/Jumanji-Joestar Feb 28 '25

Imagine the type of person whose only goal in life is to hoard as much money as humanly possible

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u/floppy_panoos Virgin Feb 28 '25

:4275:

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u/neverpost4 Feb 28 '25

it's a requirement.

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u/SlowThePath Mar 01 '25

It literally is. The only way to get to a billion is to be a big enough piece of shit to exploit and take advantage of a huge number of people. It is physically impossible for anyone to do ANYTHING within their lifespan that is actually deserving of a BILLION dollars. You can't convince me any person in my lifetime will ever actually deserve that much money for something they did. It's just not possible.

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u/PLTR60 Feb 28 '25

As far as they are concerned, it's a feature, not a bug.

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u/CityOfZion Mar 01 '25

Because being a billionaire in and of itself makes a person a greedy cunt. Nobody needs that much money to for 1 man, give it back the public you greedy ass fucks! These people have more money than they could ever spend in several lifetimes and meanwhile the average person is struggling to makes ends meet, shits ridiculous.

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u/Good_Design7876 Feb 28 '25

Because being cunts is what got them to the top in the first place.

Hey I'm not saying I like it, it's just an observation. Warren Buffett is a notable exception, but there's a reason why he's a notable exception.

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u/shokolokobangoshey Mar 01 '25 edited Mar 01 '25

Buffett…notable exception

Don’t fall for his aw shucks bullshit, he’s as ruthless as the rest of them.

He just has the advantage of running a holding company that puts some distance between him and the ruthlessness (plus he doesn’t know how social media works). What Warren looks for in an investment is fundamentally bad for the employees and the industry the operate in: WFC, GEICO, KHC, Helzberg diamonds. He’s a billionaire sweatshop investor.

Source: 5 years at one of the aforementioned cos

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u/plu5on3 Loves ASS 🍑 Feb 28 '25

Buffett isnt a cunt. But at the same time he is not in the business of being righteous either. Its all about free cash flow

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u/WartimeMercy Mar 01 '25

Buffett isnt a cunt.

I disagree.

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u/Ill_Ground_1572 Feb 28 '25

I think these motherfuckin cunts are making a huge power move through Vance and the Orange Shitgibbon because they know the shit blizzards coming.

Once large scale automation leads to massive job loss for the Poor's, there will be 1 Million Luigi's ....

Like how much longer do truck drivers have (the most common job for adult males)? 10 years? 5 years?

The shit hawks are already circling Randy....

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '25

Listen Bubs. You hear that? It's the whispering winds of shit.

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u/johndsmits Mar 01 '25

That's the thing... Definitely the jobs are going to go away. But instead of offering alternatives, say, as stupid as it sounds, Star Trek universe (where no one works), they move towards self-preservation and legacy of the same system. All of them.

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u/Gahvynn a decent lad Mar 01 '25

Unless they’ve got a secret army of T800s built up, they will lose if it comes to us having say 30-40% unemployment and there’s complete civil unrest.

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u/Reduntu Freudian Mar 01 '25

If they're throwing shit balls at you, you need to get a shit stick Randy.

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u/Graardors-Dad Feb 28 '25

Because people in this sub demand their stocks always go up

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u/Actual__Wizard Feb 28 '25 edited Feb 28 '25

The Google guys are legitimately crooks too... You gotta dig deep to find their real story, but the short version is that they're a bunch of hustlers. They're not "nice guys" dude. That's not what happened... They created some PR BS where they lied to people about not being evil while they flat out ripped people off.

The mantra was "don't be evil" while at the same time you could Google pirated material from any major software company with 1 search query in Google. So, they were 100% evil the entire time.

So, it was "don't be evil, just let our users steal from our competitors." Wow, 25 years later, their competitors are almost all gone. I wonder how that happened? Oh, it's because they were being evil the whole time...

People absolutely need to stop falling for clear and obvious PR stunts and tricks.

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u/Nastrod Feb 28 '25

Brin usually keeps super quiet compared to other billionaires, but he's always creeped me out for some reason.

Sidenote, I remember taking a class from Udacity in like 2012 or something, where Sergey Brin did some guest lessons. He looked high as fuck the entire time.

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u/Actual__Wizard Feb 28 '25 edited Feb 28 '25

Brin usually keeps super quiet compared to other billionaires, but he's always creeped me out for some reason.

I think he got into minor trouble over something he said on the podcast "This week in startups." I can't find the episode for the life of me, but when I was listening to it, I couldn't believe my ears. I just so incredibly shocked that there was a business leader saying that kind of stuff. Just basically acting like a complete thug... I'm pretty sure he was talking about how he used to rip people off with penny stocks or something, as if him explaining how he used to rip people off was a "credibility booster" or something...

It was as if he was trying to suggest "Yeah man, I rip people off all the time, that's why I started Google."

I was just sitting there listening to it with my mouth wide open in total shock... As I was thinking: "Oh, it's a bunch of thugs, I see..."

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u/thenagz Feb 28 '25

Shouldn't be a surprise when someone Luigis them

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '25

Puts on workers

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u/altonbrownie Feb 28 '25

So calls on corporations?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '25

No, no, no, the robots are going to print the money from now on, don’t you see? Middle management are going to feed them all their great ideas.

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u/NaughtiusMaximusLXIX Mar 01 '25

Calls on corporations and puts on everything else. No one is paid, no one buys anything. No revenue, no expenses, money devalues into meaningless as the fallout wars begin, but stocks pump anyway bc the AI CEOs all regurgitate "AI AI AI AI" followed by the complete text of Mein Kampf every earnings call.

Tesla cars never achieve full autonomy, but automated locks do prevent anyone from entering (or leaving) the vehicle. People either die of starvation, or are brutally massacred by Palantir-enabled Predator drones mistaking them for ISIS agents. There are no cool wasteland gangs, just Cybertruck technicals berserking around crashing into shit over and over.

Eventually everyone is wiped out, rising oceans swallow all continents, and halobacteria once again rule the Earth. NVDA market cap still reaches $10T, somehow.

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u/Normal_Loss_220 Mar 01 '25

This is fucking incredible. Will you make this a movie?

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u/NaughtiusMaximusLXIX Mar 01 '25

That's my secret, Cap. It's every movie

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u/bony_doughnut Mar 01 '25

Ugh, I've been an engineer for about 10 years now. It was so fucking chill for the first 8 years, but management has been so up my ass the last 2

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u/sf_cycle Mar 01 '25 edited Mar 01 '25

Our management recently has decided to micromanage every possible stat you can monitor about an engineer and threaten people with underperforming by making up numbers to hit. So that’s fun.

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u/bony_doughnut Mar 01 '25

My last job was trending hard towards 'developer metrics', current job is all about 'vague allusions'. My manager hit me last week with a "people have been telling me things are taking too long/not responsive enough/some other vague bs", but can never point to who's saying or even what specifically it's referring to. I get this about once a month, and I'm pretty sure it's just a scare tactic to keep everyone on their toes.

I miss the old days (2010's-2022) when management was bending over backwards to make sure they didn't upset the engineers..sure was nice

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u/sf_cycle Mar 01 '25

That’s happened as well. It’s pretty obvious the goal is nights and weekends.

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u/Waitin4theBus Feb 28 '25

When one of these corporations build up their AI to the point they can fire everyone the general public should boycott them .

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u/UGH-ThatsAJackdaw Feb 28 '25

good luck with that. Companies like Google, Nestle, and Unilever are pretty deeply entrenched and it is hard to avoid giving them money. If these companies are to suffer the consequence of their path, they will only feel it when the things they care about get destroyed.

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u/Don_Cornichon_II Mar 01 '25 edited Mar 01 '25

It's actually pretty easy if you don't buy processed foods.

I sometimes think this defeatism vs. corporations is just another form of corporate propaganda so you don't even try.

PS: Even if it was impossible to avoid 100%, it would still be better to avoid 90% than 0%.

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u/UGH-ThatsAJackdaw Feb 28 '25

Oh, by then all the money will be worthless anyway. The people will be mostly dead.

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u/Resident-Swing-7281 Mar 01 '25

If machines can do all jobs, you don't needs humans anymore and can reduce the population to a few million. Tiny population = means more land, more space, more wealth, more safety and less conflict for the remaining.

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u/knocking_wood Mar 01 '25

It takes very little effort imo.  I’m already boycotting Amazon.  Yeah, there are some things I just can’t get elsewhere but it’s nothing I’ll die without.  Its not like they even have the best prices.

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u/sprucenoose Mar 01 '25

The boycott would be easy since they would have already replaced most of the general public's jobs by that point and no one would have money to buy anything anyway.

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u/Waitin4theBus Mar 01 '25

Exactly! These dickheads don’t realize if you squeeze everyone too hard they won’t have anything to spend .

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u/Urc0mp Feb 28 '25 edited Feb 28 '25

I say Sergey Brin should liquidate and donate 90% of his net worth to American citizens so we can go to Chick-fil-A.

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u/floppy_panoos Virgin Feb 28 '25

Chick-fil-A?!! Did you forget which sub you're in?

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u/cigarsandwaffles Feb 28 '25

I thought the Wendy's dumpsters are where we go to financially recover after we loose our life savings on options. They sell food there?

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u/Bannon9k Feb 28 '25

Wendy's to blow for more "seed" money.

Chik Fil A to blow your gains on tendies.

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u/Daleabbo Feb 28 '25

They don't seem to understand this boardgame of life where they have all this wealth is at a precarious tipping point. Yes they will end up with all the money but that will just make them a big target when those with nothing flip the table.

Greed really is a disease.

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u/Emergency-Eye-2165 Mar 01 '25

“Let them eat cake”

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u/BeneficialBamboo Feb 28 '25

Sergey Brin used to be a decent human being money got to his head

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u/hoopaholik91 Feb 28 '25

Nah, he always sucked. I actually found this thread by searching for Brin since I saw his quote on Bluesky, and the first Reddit result was a NYTimes article from 16 years ago where he is reported saying he was sick of Googlers who felt entitled to things like bottled water and M&Ms.

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u/LiquefactionAction Feb 28 '25

"Decent" is a bit relative, most people who've worked or talked with him said he was a bit stupid but mostly harmless in a "decent" way. But yeah it's obvious there was a turning point where money turned him really egotistical and detached from reality.

Larry Page though? Always was an asshole and a moron to boot. My coworker lived in the dorms with him and everyone hated Larry

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u/dagub0t Feb 28 '25

hear here

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u/CashFlowOrBust Feb 28 '25

Larry and Sergey notoriously have been quiet for years and now Sergey comes out of the woodwork and says this shit? Dude…seriously someone is pulling strings and has every one of the tech billionaires balls in a vice. There’s some weird ass shit going on, and I can’t be the only one who’s noticing.

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u/kerouak Mar 01 '25

Yeah I've been thinking something similar. Not just tech but various corpoations that traditionally just keep their mouths shut are now coming out and saying antagonistic things. Which is bad for business. Even if you think all your staff and customers are morons you don't come out and say it. You smile at them and tell them they're great. Then your ake all their money and laugh about it quietly behind closed doors.

It seems a lot of these businesses are showing their true colours to the world, and it's changing the sentiment among customers and potential staff. It's like they want everyone to hate them, but why?

Apple and Microsoft have remained pretty much silent, and Google and Musk seem to be saying the quiet part out loud. Banks are screaming their new found love for fossil fuels again.

When the tide rolls back on the current political climate (which always happens it doesn't matter which side you're on) people will remember all this stuff. And where's that gonna leave them? Social networks are coming out all "anti woke" but the people who support that represent like 30% of thier customer base at most.

Isn't it better for business to have happy staff, happy customers?

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u/campcosmos3 Mar 01 '25

Reminder: E stein didn't kill himself. 

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u/shokolokobangoshey Mar 01 '25 edited Mar 01 '25

They’re seizing the moment. 2020-2022 scared them all (a possibility where labor has negotiating power). The orcs in charge will permanently decapitate labor and keep the “geniuses” in charge forever. Altered Carbon might become a documentary.

The next time you hear anyone venerating some techbro as a visionary, do something that this websites ToS finds objectionable. We got ourselves here by sucking these people’s dicks and now their boots are gonna be permanently planted on our necks

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u/Revolution4u Mar 01 '25

Sundar got that blackmail on them google boys

Nothing else explains why he hasnt been replaced yet and why he is so highly paid for being highly incompetent

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u/Needsupgrade Mar 01 '25

I want to up vote but also don't want to be on the palantir AI drone kill list until the first few waves of uppity prole exterminations miss me

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u/silverwillowgirl Mar 01 '25

Elon if you're reading this, you can put me on the first wave, I've seen enough

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u/imbakinacake Mar 01 '25

I got banned for saying this the other day

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u/ElephantElmer Mar 01 '25

Right??? Some fucked up censoring going on

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u/No-Goose-6140 Feb 28 '25

60? Make it 112 at least!

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u/BeeXman93 Feb 28 '25

Engineers should start sabotaging there AI projects and keep themselves in business

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u/DMUSER Mar 01 '25

I mean, of all the jobs AI can replace, isn't CEO pretty much the easiest one to do? 

Just get it to troll LinkedIn for all the crazy shit these people spew and get it to buzzword it's way into a job. 

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u/freedcreativity Mar 01 '25

Have you tried Google’s AI? Consistently terrible. I say they stay the course making failure products to offset the daily billions they make advertising gambling to children. 

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u/King_Awesomeland Feb 28 '25

sure pay us $1000/hour.
we can all work for a decade and then retire as kings.

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u/campcosmos3 Mar 01 '25

That's $20M salary across those 10 years. Just FYI. 

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u/penguincheerleader Mar 02 '25

Yeah, I could retire on that.

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u/uglyfang Mar 01 '25

This is (unironically) not too far off from what Google AI engineers make all in. Actually might be an underestimate

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u/the_mighty_skeetadon Mar 01 '25

Correct. $1k/hr is about $2m per year if turned to salary. Some of these researchers are getting $5m+

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u/IHadTacosYesterday Feb 28 '25

Isn't there some AI consultant genius at Google that they're paying like several billion per year?

Noam Shazeer is the name.

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u/DapperCam Feb 28 '25

They bought his company for that much. It was venture capital back company so he just keeps a slice of it.

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u/BrianLefevre5 Feb 28 '25

Didn’t Elon fuck his wife?

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u/blastradii Mar 01 '25

I’m sure many people are fucking his wife.

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u/Achammer-1 Feb 28 '25

jokes on him those AI will never be able to make my wife’s boyfriend laugh as much as i can, not too good of a replacement now are they

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u/F1rstBanana Feb 28 '25

Didn't their motto used to be "don't be evil"?

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u/Niquill Feb 28 '25

I saw a survey on most hated billionaires, and suregay was one of the most hated. Now I see why. I'm glad elon fk'd your wife.

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u/new-chris Morgan Brennan is a total smokeshow Feb 28 '25

Gotta be a pretty awful human being to have your wife hate you so much that she lets Elon up in there.

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u/brucekeller 🦍 Feb 28 '25

Falcon Paaunnchhh

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u/wrektcity Feb 28 '25

c-c-c---ombooooo breakkker breakkkkeeer breakkkeeerr brakkkkkeer

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u/Landkval Mar 01 '25

I dont belive you. He is too anonymous, noone knows who tf he is. Redditors probably do tho but they dont live in the real world.

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u/RecduRecsu Mar 01 '25

Agree, their comment is a straight up lie. If you asked 1000 random people to name 5 billionaires, this guy's name would not come up once.

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u/IntegraleEvoII Mar 01 '25

No no no, he’s a totally cool down to earth guy according to 60 minutes, cuz he hates sports cars. I remember what a big deal 60 mins made about him driving a Prius or a scooter or some lame shit as if it made him likable. This guy is the epitome of a shitty tech bro.

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u/ActuallyFullOfShit Feb 28 '25

Don't be evil eh?

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u/UGH-ThatsAJackdaw Feb 28 '25

They dropped that a long time ago.

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u/oreopeanutbutters Feb 28 '25

Sergey Brin can suck a dick

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u/TubeInspector Feb 28 '25

why wouldn't they just start their own company and build an AI that can replace a CEO?

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u/ConsequenceLivid9964 Feb 28 '25

Engineers should work together to build something better.

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u/TheBooneyBunes Feb 28 '25

Are execs specially coached to say the most self destructive things possible at all costs or something?

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u/Caspica Feb 28 '25

Somehow I don't think they will. 

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u/darkchocolattemocha Feb 28 '25

Come on engineers, get to work

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u/trele_morele Mar 01 '25

The dumb engineers writing the AI that will replace them deserve to get replaced. No survival instincts at all.

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u/NoFutureIn21Century Mar 01 '25

I'm surprised I find it good that Generation Z and Alpha are not very interested in slaving away their lives for techcunts like Sergey.

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u/plu5on3 Loves ASS 🍑 Feb 28 '25

These cunts need to figure out universal income and not tax cuts for them

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u/Artarda Mar 01 '25

Engineers say Google’s Sergey Brin can go fuck himself with a razor covered dildo.

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u/maxmcleod Feb 28 '25

These guys fuckin suck lmao

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u/leafybugthing Feb 28 '25

Hahahah, these billionaires are so out of touch, they want our lives and think they own them. Civilization has peaked and reverting now

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u/dqdg Mar 01 '25

agreed, but it might just be slow enough that the youth don't see it coming (or are already brainwashed from it) and will be assimilated.

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u/MapWorking6973 Mar 01 '25 edited Mar 01 '25

Honestly our economy and outlook as a society was better when we let the jock frat bro types run industry than it is with all of these fucking tech dorks taking all of their insecurities and grievances out on everyone.

This new breed of wealthy elite is just awful. In the old days CEOs were just corrupt and selfish. Nowadays they’re selfish and corrupt and angry because they were virgins until they made their first million, and they’re out to have their revenge tours.

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u/Maleficent_Long553 Feb 28 '25

Everyone I know hates AI. I haven’t googled anything in weeks, can’t stand the AI answers. Apples AI isn’t anything to write home about. It’s time to bury this horse, it’s dead. Stop beating it and tossing money a a product few people want.

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u/LiquefactionAction Feb 28 '25

You might enjoy Ed Zitron's writing: https://www.wheresyoured.at/

He also has a good podcast, Better Offline and had funny interview with Adam Conover a few days ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAUTbQ4rPI4

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u/DrMcMuffinMD Feb 28 '25

Ok kiddy diddler we all know why you’re sucking Trumps dick right now

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u/longGERN Hog Fucker Feb 28 '25

I'll work 75 daddy 😰😰

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u/CranRez80 Feb 28 '25

Why don’t they make AI to replace CEO’s like him?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

Unironically a pretty good idea. Why pay a CEO hundreds of millions of dollars a year when you can get an AI model to do it for free? Seems like an easy sell. Call it sergAI

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u/CranRez80 Mar 01 '25

Copyright it!

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u/Belichick12 Feb 28 '25

Go back to Russia.

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u/MrClerkity Feb 28 '25

soviet commissar brin orders comrades to meet new productivity quota

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u/spac420 Feb 28 '25

engineers should upload their shit to huggingface so we can replace googl

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u/AlienArtFirm Feb 28 '25

I'm sorry is this r/nottheonion now?

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u/SuspiciousStable9649 no longer flairless just hairless Feb 28 '25

Nah. 30 hours is the perfect ‘genius to productivity’ ratio.

Less than that is just fooling around. More than that is just meetings you don’t need to have. So 30 and a few meetings and some lunch breaks and you’re good to go.

(But seriously, probably 50 hours.)

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u/nikon8user Feb 28 '25

Work 60 hours a week to replace the executive team

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u/magenta_neon_light Feb 28 '25

“Don’t be evil” 🤣

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u/PoisonIdea77 Feb 28 '25

The poor billionaires don't have it all and they deserve it all. We should give them everything we have and then let them harvest our organs. Everything for the precious billionaires

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u/panjeri Mar 01 '25

No wonder his wife cucked him.

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u/mysuruhuduga Simps for Ana de Armas Mar 01 '25

Fuck this guy, we need more luigi’s

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u/soupertheory Mar 01 '25

Eat the rich

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u/TheMegaSage Mar 01 '25

dOn'T Be eViL

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u/anima201 Mar 01 '25

Ideas like that really put the gey in Sergey

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u/Someguy2189 Mar 01 '25

Haha no go fuck yourself Sergey

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u/Pin_ups Mar 01 '25

This gonna translate to do nothing in advancement of AI, is this cunt serious, or is he that disconnected from his employees?

Fucking go snort a line you fucking cunt.

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u/Legitimate-Leek4235 Mar 01 '25

Sure now share the 44 billion with everyone