r/wallstreetbets • u/s1n0d3utscht3k • Mar 03 '25

News Trump Officially Signs 20% Tariffs on China

https://www.barrons.com/news/trump-signs-order-for-20-tariff-on-china-w-house-d6fec57f
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u/ButtcheekJones0 Mar 03 '25

So how do you buy puts on quality of life

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u/Electrical-Ad-4823 Mar 04 '25

Organized Crime futures

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u/grumpher05 Mar 04 '25

Start taking out life insurance policies on random people in the street and follow up in 2 years, you'll be raking it in

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u/MyUsrNameis007 Mar 04 '25

I’m gonna call you in death.

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u/averysmallbeing with matching small .. y'know Mar 04 '25

Just exist. 

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u/LumbyCastle41 Mar 04 '25

Quality of life will be fine if you've got money to spare (and your skin colour fits within the accepted range, of course). Buy puts low and sell high.

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u/ButtcheekJones0 Mar 04 '25

Brother I'm a black librarian, I'm cooked 😭