r/wallstreetbets • u/s1n0d3utscht3k • Mar 03 '25

News Trump Officially Signs 20% Tariffs on China

https://www.barrons.com/news/trump-signs-order-for-20-tariff-on-china-w-house-d6fec57f
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u/JoeyMaconha Mar 03 '25

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u/_meltchya__ Mar 03 '25

Bailout!!

Most prudent move is a bailout!!

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u/Revelati123 Mar 04 '25

Give 10k in assorted random shitcoins provided to every man woman and child and backed by the full faith and credit of the US and the new Federal Shitcoin Reserve.

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u/Ok_Condition5837 Mar 04 '25

Can he unilaterally do this without Congress? (I'm not sure what is genuine & what's just them hyping up some crypto)

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u/Dozekar Mar 04 '25

Give 10k in assorted random shitcoins provided to every man woman and child and backed by the full faith and credit of the US and the new Federal Shitcoin Reserve.

Probably just 10k of the coins themselves not 10k IN the coins. so more like 3.50

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u/sealpox Mar 04 '25

Give me one gorillion fartcoin!!!!!!

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u/Key-Banana-8242 Mar 05 '25

Sans shutdown would be good, pretty good amount, savings/invesmtbe

But issues with it intenrtaiobal supply

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u/tonski12 GME deez nutz Mar 03 '25

Thank you lol. My head was starting to hurt trying to remember where I’ve seen this

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u/JoeyMaconha Mar 03 '25

Too bad GIFs are not allowed. The headless chicken is the cherry on top

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u/ARatOnPC Mar 04 '25

With the kazoo audio lol

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u/Desperate_Concern977 Mar 04 '25

The Go To War option should've been way better.

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u/ManBearPig_1983 Mar 04 '25

Indian Casinos!!! 🤣

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u/cjamesflet Mar 04 '25

wacky kazoo tune

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Mar 04 '25

Too unrealistic. The "print money" section is too small and "tax the rich" is too big, while "socialize" shouldnt even be on the board at all.

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u/Many-Manufacturer-72 Mar 04 '25

The square for tax the rich is much smaller on the real one.