r/wallstreetbets • u/s1n0d3utscht3k • Mar 03 '25

News Trump Officially Signs 20% Tariffs on China

https://www.barrons.com/news/trump-signs-order-for-20-tariff-on-china-w-house-d6fec57f
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u/Ninjamuh Mar 03 '25

Are we just putting stocks on a wheel and spinning to see where we’re throwing our puts now?

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u/JoeyMaconha Mar 03 '25

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u/_meltchya__ Mar 03 '25

Bailout!!

Most prudent move is a bailout!!

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u/Revelati123 Mar 04 '25

Give 10k in assorted random shitcoins provided to every man woman and child and backed by the full faith and credit of the US and the new Federal Shitcoin Reserve.

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u/Ok_Condition5837 Mar 04 '25

Can he unilaterally do this without Congress? (I'm not sure what is genuine & what's just them hyping up some crypto)

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u/Dozekar Mar 04 '25

Give 10k in assorted random shitcoins provided to every man woman and child and backed by the full faith and credit of the US and the new Federal Shitcoin Reserve.

Probably just 10k of the coins themselves not 10k IN the coins. so more like 3.50

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u/sealpox Mar 04 '25

Give me one gorillion fartcoin!!!!!!

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u/Key-Banana-8242 Mar 05 '25

Sans shutdown would be good, pretty good amount, savings/invesmtbe

But issues with it intenrtaiobal supply