r/wallstreetbets • u/s1n0d3utscht3k • Mar 03 '25

News Trump Officially Signs 20% Tariffs on China

https://www.barrons.com/news/trump-signs-order-for-20-tariff-on-china-w-house-d6fec57f
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u/SpamHunter1 Mar 03 '25

Guys, the markets will be terrible for the average investor, but this is the time when smart investors make millions. Of course there are no smart investors here, so please disregard

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u/Vanden_Boss Mar 04 '25

If you define "smart investor" as "someone with advance knowledge of what the hell Trump is gonna do next, and whether he will actually DO what he says or walk it back immediately", sure.

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u/tsukasa36 Mar 04 '25

aka a republican congress member

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u/GuizmoPeg Mar 04 '25

There's not a soul in the GOP who knows what Trump will do tomorrow, he himself must not know when he goes to sleep. What the initial comment implies is basically a way to assume there is just no smart investor at all...

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u/HammerTh_1701 Mar 04 '25

I don't know about the all-caps posts on his own social media, but his tweets usually started at 3 AM when he couldn't sleep anymore and started brainfarting all over the internet. That's how stuff like covfefe happened.

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u/GuizmoPeg Mar 04 '25

How sad is it that everybody got over covfefe and forgot about it that easy

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u/Ambitious_Air5776 Mar 05 '25

There's not a soul in the GOP who knows what Trump will do tomorrow, he himself must not know when he goes to sleep.

I'm forced to listen to Fox fairly regularly because of reasons, and it's been a little fun listening to them flip flop on whether ukraine bad or ukraine good on a biweekly basis because they're trying to be a trump mouthpiece but he keeps changing his opinion so often

How can anyone make trades based on prediction here when it's all pure chaos? The wider market is more slot machine than ever.

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u/Orangevol1321 Mar 05 '25

Nancy Pelosi says Hello

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u/soontobeDVM2022 Mar 04 '25

Right, because all democratic politicians are normal/fair investors? Pelosi ring a bell?

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u/Adodger22 Mar 04 '25

Luckily none of them are in power, right?

Or does that blow apart your argument?

The best part is that NOBODY in the GOP is innocent and you can point to maybe 10 in the DNC that are ARGUABLY insider trading.

Meanwhile, the dumpster is literally rug pulling his voters with his own shitcoin.

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u/soontobeDVM2022 Mar 04 '25

I think they both suck. I'm more libertarian tbh.

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u/Adodger22 Mar 04 '25

Well at least we agree on that.

I'm not a libertarian because I don't believe corporations give a damn about me, but our government is complete shit.