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Gain TSLA Puts 90k to 609k

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u/redditmodsRrussians 26d ago

Did you cash out?

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u/dondeismycasa 26d ago

I did not

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u/NyCWalker76 26d ago

Why not? Secure profits and re-enter. Maybe tomorrow the market will rally and cause all these puts to lose value.

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u/LostInThePurp 26d ago

You could say that about any trade. And look around, what gives you any indication of a rally? gen pop is getting scared

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u/NyCWalker76 26d ago

Tesla $200 puts expiring this week should be easy money, too easy.

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u/LostInThePurp 26d ago

I loaded up on MSTR puts last week, and again today for 3/21

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u/NyCWalker76 26d ago

I say today 2:06pm eastern market is going to rally.

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u/Tkrumroy 26d ago

Welp, that didn't age well lol. I sold my TSLA PUTS today at $238 and thought I was a genius, now I'm kicking myself and it's too expensive to get back in on the PUTS. Not sure how to play this, but I'm fairly certain this company will be at $150 by this summer.

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u/NyCWalker76 26d ago

Had I held for another 3 minutes, would've doubled.

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u/Tkrumroy 26d ago

Ugh that's the worst. I could have triple my earnings if I held for another hour lol. Never expected it to fall this much. now I'm considering CALLS for the week

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u/tubiornot 26d ago

I told a finance buddy of mine who likes the company that it'd be $175 by June (this was last week.) Now I think there's a possibility for that # in April. He thought I was crazy.

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u/NyCWalker76 26d ago

You're not alone. I sold too early too.

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u/NyCWalker76 26d ago

You can go further down for the PUTS since it's cheaper.

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u/CapedCauliflower 26d ago

Tslq

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u/banmanche 26d ago

safer for folks like me who aren’t good with options

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u/spaztwelve 26d ago

Quite the rally!

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u/TimeWalker07 26d ago

did it? lol

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u/NyCWalker76 26d ago

hahaha i was too early, but now it's going up since 3:12pm est.

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u/carltodw 26d ago

I have no idea on bitcoin. TSLA is going nowhere but down.

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u/NyCWalker76 26d ago

Show us.

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u/TurielD 🦍 26d ago

Too easy indeed. TSLA can kangaroo out of nowhere. Still, the momentum is devasating right now... I'm keeping my mar21 puts.

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u/NyCWalker76 26d ago

Ya, you have plenty of time. Maybe another blood bath tomorrow. 

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u/option-trader 26d ago

They are. Have some from $2.50 and then caught the sudden run up to $6.50.

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u/NyCWalker76 26d ago

It's too easy, shorts and puts are printing.

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u/Qbr12 26d ago

You could say that about any trade.

Which is why one should rebalance their portfolio after a big swing. If you make a million dollars, then rebalance 10% of that into bonds before everything tanks, you still walk away with 100k.

But this isn't an investing sub, it's a loss porn generator. So let it ride!

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u/LostInThePurp 26d ago

CALLS PRINTING

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u/OhtaniStanMan 26d ago

Things go down must go up

Wsb logic

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u/Fuckface_Whisperer 26d ago

what gives you any indication of a rally?

Mango changes his mind on tariffs and Republicans put through some crazy corp tax cuts through reconciliation this week.

But I doubt it.

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u/PyrricVictory 26d ago

Bruh why take the risk? 600k is life changing money. He can take that and invest it in something much safer. And use the 9k to gamble some more. The market is not rational. He needs to take advantage of being lucky enough to predict the irrationality this time and get the fuck out.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

Pump is canceled for TSLA

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u/Least-Back-2666 26d ago

This is Wakandabets. We don't do that here.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/NyCWalker76 26d ago

hell yeah

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u/Cedex 26d ago

Why not?

Read the room.

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u/NyCWalker76 26d ago

It could flip. Or this would be too easy of a trade for Tesla going to $200 3/11.

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u/TheMathelm 26d ago

He's waiting for me to get in, where I buy a short and the next day Elon announces Smart BJ robots which will be a Trillion Dollar Evaluation on TSLA.

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u/Slow-Elderberry-1039 25d ago

bro was right lol
however, his expiry dates are far enough out that he will probably print to $3mil+

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u/NyCWalker76 25d ago

We have to see his update if he got out in time. Once he posted this, the market got mad and made Tesla go up. It would be too easy of a trade had Tesla continue to go down.

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u/Field_Sweeper 26d ago

stop being stupidly greedy, Take 75% of that out NOW. run with the rest.

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u/dondeismycasa 26d ago

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u/KingDjtar Ejaculating Gains 💦 26d ago

Please sell half. I'm begging you to secure some gains

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u/Field_Sweeper 26d ago

He's either used inspect element or it's a paper account lmao.

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u/Least-Back-2666 26d ago

Nah man, this is the next deep fucking value. He's gonna be the first trillionaire while Elons out back behind a Wendy's next year.

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u/KingDjtar Ejaculating Gains 💦 26d ago edited 26d ago

I wish him luck. I just think the reversal will be quick and out of nowhere. Why not take the 600k and play the long game? 300k to pay my house off and the other 300k for taxes.

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u/dondeismycasa 26d ago

I'll be okay. Thank you for the concern

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u/Cheeky_Star 26d ago

LET HIM COOK!!

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u/ottieisbluenow 26d ago

What the fuck has happened to this place?

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u/KingDjtar Ejaculating Gains 💦 26d ago

I lost 100k on GameStop in unrealized gains. I wish my pain on no soul

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u/KingDjtar Ejaculating Gains 💦 25d ago

He could have sold and re-entered the trade. TESLA is up $13

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u/Field_Sweeper 26d ago

Hasn't cashed out.

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u/the_rich_millennial 25d ago

Just hold on a little while longer. Let them feel the gains.

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u/AyumiHikaru 24d ago

What does he do now ???

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u/the_rich_millennial 24d ago

Diamond hands 1 wk till expiration if full retard. Smart money would DCA out lol.

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u/Pierceus 26d ago

Redditors freak out when someone is making money so they try to get them to sell asap

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u/Fun-Sundae4060 26d ago

Honestly, you better. IV will drop and crush you after if one day the stock doesn’t move.

That $80 put needs to go ASAP.

But you’re on wallstreetbets, you don’t know what IV and “selling” your options are

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u/Factualx 26d ago

Lots of yapping from the dude who didn't make 500k in a morning

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u/R50cent 26d ago

That other guy hasn't made 500k if he hasn't sold yet either though lol

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u/Factualx 26d ago

You're right, he would have far more than 500k now.

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u/crimeo 26d ago

Anything you hold is always worth what it could sell for right now.

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u/dewhashish 25d ago

you are technically correct

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u/Field_Sweeper 26d ago

Which we know happened, otherwise he would have come here with the results of his sale. lmao. That moron took every L with it.

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u/Fun-Sundae4060 26d ago

True, I only made like $130k :/

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u/Factualx 26d ago

Whatever you say bro, just don't forget OPs salt when you insert his fries into the bag

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u/Fun-Sundae4060 26d ago

I might work at Wendy’s nuts but I’m the manager here

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u/Field_Sweeper 26d ago

No, you would be working out BEHIND the Wendy's.

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u/Fun-Sundae4060 24d ago

I wonder if OP sold, these 2 days must’ve hurt. I paper handed and went long yesterday

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u/Tha_Sly_Fox 26d ago

He wants that sweet Reddit karma from posting the gain porn, then posting the loss porn

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u/Fun-Sundae4060 26d ago

I can’t argue with that strategy

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u/dondeismycasa 26d ago

only do it for the karma

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u/MtnMaiden 24d ago

Double dipping MFer

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

Jelly boy

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u/Heliosvector 26d ago

Ofcourse there's always one of these comments. Guy makes a 10 bagger and the autists in the comments "omg leave, IV gonna crush you! Also, what's IV? I just see comments about It over and over"

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u/Fun-Sundae4060 26d ago

I’m not even from here lol, it’s just common sense to take into account IV on big move days. Sellers don’t want to lose money on writing options so obviously now the options are expensive. It’s now in the sellers’ favor.

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u/shaktimann13 26d ago

Wtf is IV?

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u/Fun-Sundae4060 26d ago

Sarcasm? Or you actually don’t know

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u/shaktimann13 26d ago

For real. I believe Tesla will crash to pre-pandemic levels. If I had this guy's puts I would just hold until then. But I don't know what IV is and why it's bad for holding?

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u/Fun-Sundae4060 26d ago

IV is the level of option premium you’re paying to the option seller. The higher the IV, the more risk is perceived by the seller and so to limit their risk, options are priced more expensively. When things settle down like they always do, risk will decrease so IV decreases. Even if your stock didn’t move, your option price craters massively because the uncertainty is now gone. Seller cashes in on the “IV crush”

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u/shaktimann13 26d ago

Thanks for taking your time to explain.

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u/i_love_sparkle 26d ago

Who would buy that stupid $80 put option from him? Serious question. Who buys it when it has zero chance of making money?

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u/Fun-Sundae4060 26d ago

Market makers will take it off him

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u/wrecklord0 26d ago

It doesn't have 0 chance of making money. It has a very low chance of being very profitable, hence why it has some value.

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u/Gadfly2023 26d ago

So you're telling me there's a chance?

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u/moorhound 26d ago

I bought some JAN 2026 $20 puts for fun a month ago and they're listing as 3x baggers so far lmao

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u/shaktimann13 26d ago

That's what I was thinking. What if no one wants to buy taka shares? I'd be forced to exercise the option and hold, and lose eventually

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u/R3luctant 26d ago

I'm a lightweight in this discussion, I am sitting on a $260p may 16 that I bought Friday, I plan on holding until closer to earnings.

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u/dondeismycasa 26d ago

I'll probably roll them out in the next few weeks.

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u/STONKvsTITS 26d ago

Sell some and roll rest

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u/NYGiants181 26d ago

Yea TSLQ been ripping. You still think there is room to run there?

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u/Fun-Sundae4060 26d ago

100%. My target price is $200 for TSLA

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u/Eye_Nacho404 26d ago

I should of did that mine is 180 for September

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u/NYGiants181 26d ago

Mine is 100 lol

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u/Seastorm14 26d ago

Something something good enough to screenshot but hey you do you bro

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u/Spare-Abrocoma-4487 26d ago

Sales are down across the world and teslas are getting vandalized. Where is this shit going to go but down.

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u/zakabog 26d ago

Wait until DOGE decides that police departments have been wasting their money on Mexican made Fords after the tariffs hike up prices, then decide that it's a better financial decision to use Cybertrucks, then it becomes a government mandate for any police department to receive federal assistance.

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u/HotKarl_Marx 26d ago

Cool, cool, then I'll have even more incentive to vandalize police vehicles.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/zakabog 26d ago

Why are still using this argument after the inauguration?

It was a joke, though given the context of this subreddit I can see how someone might believe a user would be throwing money at this gamble...

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u/Spare-Abrocoma-4487 26d ago

His plan probably is to take it private before any positive impact. That way he can hoodwink tesla regards twice.

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u/zakabog 26d ago

Elon's wealth is almost entirely made up of TSLA shares, how would he buy out the company to take it private... Oh wait... If he tanks the company maybe he could afford to do it...

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u/Least-Back-2666 26d ago

Cybertrucks, the future of roasted pork.

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u/Seastorm14 26d ago

This just in, president 🥭 gives musk government contracts to keep him spreading propaganda on X and gaining him favor like he did for the elections

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u/Successful_Sign_6991 25d ago

manipulation, corrupt shit from the office level to try to prop it up

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u/bkbikeberd 26d ago

💎🙌 is back

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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus 26d ago

Take it from me, if it's worthy of a screen shot then it's time to sell.

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u/LanguageStudyBuddy 26d ago

Bro cash out

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u/CallmeishmaelSancho 26d ago

The Woz says you’ve got a good bet.

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u/PoopieMaster101 26d ago

+15% confirmed in the next few days

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u/crustang 26d ago

Amazing

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u/ShadowLickerrr 26d ago

Be sure to show us when you get in the M’s.

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u/EpicRedditor34 25d ago

So these aren’t real gains then

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u/vtblue 25d ago

What was the logic in the $90 Puts @440qty? Am I misreading or are these short puts?

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u/NickyTShredsPow 25d ago

Post an update of how murdered you got today

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u/scrubdumpster 22d ago

Did u fucking cash out yet or not

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u/Inevitable_Silver_13 26d ago

Bruh you gotta let this one ride it's going to $150 or lower

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u/joebeau99 26d ago

Why would he? Its gonna keep dropping till elon steps down

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u/ThreeEyedAngel 26d ago

And at that point it drills harder

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u/ItsTyrrellsAlt 26d ago

Drill baby drill

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u/itookthepuck 26d ago

Why would he? Its gonna keep dropping till elon steps down

If Elon steps down, it's over. If he were to drop dead tomorrow, this stock is dead too.

Tesla IS Elon. You remove Elon and all that nonsense valuation goes with him.

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u/Consistent-Count9169 26d ago

Let's hope for all that.

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u/akelly96 26d ago

That's also the same reason it will continue to sink. A business this politicized is absolutely toxic. It's also extremely ironic because the people most likely to no longer purchase Tesla were supposed to be the main market for electric cars. With Elon or without Tesla might be cooked for good.

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u/Automatic-Mountain45 25d ago

if he steps down, I promise it goes further down before it goes up.

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u/Successful_Sign_6991 25d ago

because hes acting as commander in chief. its perfectly within his character to do some manipulation/corrupt shit from the office level in an attempt to prop it up. gov contracts up the wazoo etc.

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u/DieCastDontDie 26d ago

You should know that Tesla is only where it's at 6 months ago, where it was already inflated. When we reflect the current sales numbers, it should be under 100. Any bagholders are just fucked for good

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u/Klutzy_Stay_9632 26d ago

When you account for the fact that Tesla is a fractal of fraud, every layer of the onion you peel back is more repulsive than the last then $10/ share is too much.

It's an electric car company a tiny high end niche for rich pricks. Now that Musk has revealed his true colours the brand is also in trouble. I'm sure Trump will give him a pardon so it's worth it for him.

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u/Bobby_Marks3 26d ago

It's an electric car company a tiny high end niche for rich pricks.

I disagree. Teslas are tramp stamps, or wall-mounted singing fish. They are tacky, they aren't competitive products on utility, and the whole company is held up by government interventions and unicorn farts. When the stock circus finally erodes and Tesla is forced to be just another competitor in the automotive sector, they will be forced to completely change direction or else they won't survive.

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u/Klutzy_Stay_9632 26d ago edited 26d ago

You should buy the stock, I hear Elon Musk is a genius or something. Teach us gay bers a lesson by demonstrating your absolute commitment to sucking his dick.

I'm sure that "your prosperity is guaranteed under any scenario".

News flash: the con man doesn't give a shit about you once he's stolen your money.  You're just another sucker.

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u/Klutzy_Stay_9632 26d ago edited 26d ago

"According to Elon".. model 3 is as cheap as a corolla stop, wait right there. "Elon says" all "legacy ICE car makers are going to be wiped off the map by the model 3".

Earth to Elon, you're full of shit.

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u/Klutzy_Stay_9632 26d ago edited 26d ago

Saying that the car is too expensive for the mass marrket and that it's a rich persons car is the same thing.

Calling rich people pricks is a value judgement it's not a matter of right or wrong but what you consider to be important.

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u/thedonjefron69 26d ago

It’s a car for pricks, not just rich ones

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u/robertw477 26d ago

What I experienced years ago in dot com blowouts and 2008-09 is that the best stocks of the past 5-10 yrs often turn out to be the worst of the next. The highflyers that hit some rough seas can lose 80-90% of their value. Some come back, others fade away. I figure that TSLA at 80-90% off the highs would be 50-$100. I know some huge high income people who have multi millions in TSLA stock. All in. One great story is one guy who sold out a few yrs ago near highs. Poured all the money into Cathie Wood funds. Oh well, he can handle those losses. Tens of millions worth.

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u/QwertyPolka 26d ago

I would, Elon is damn good at pumping the stock.

Sure the rally wouldn't last more than a few days, but that would fuck with my sleep.

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u/LostInThePurp 26d ago

his last few attempts at rallying have failed, the general population is becoming aware of the sales slumps, its fucked

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u/dondeismycasa 26d ago

Elon was* good at pumping the stock

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u/Riskiverse 26d ago

Imagine larping degen gambling to grab popular hate updoots bro get a life

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u/marcel-proust1 26d ago

I have said this million times. The foolishness why they make crazy bets is the same foolishness that they won't exit.

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u/slayerzerg 26d ago

Why would he. I’m holding my puts as well will sell before eow