TSLA Puts 90k to 609k

[u/dondeismycasa]

[u/redditmodsRrussians]

Did you cash out?

[u/dondeismycasa → u/redditmodsRrussians]

I did not

[u/Seastorm14 → u/dondeismycasa]

Something something good enough to screenshot but hey you do you bro

[u/Spare-Abrocoma-4487 → u/Seastorm14]

Sales are down across the world and teslas are getting vandalized. Where is this shit going to go but down.

[u/zakabog → u/Spare-Abrocoma-4487]

Wait until DOGE decides that police departments have been wasting their money on Mexican made Fords after the tariffs hike up prices, then decide that it's a better financial decision to use Cybertrucks, then it becomes a government mandate for any police department to receive federal assistance.

[u/HotKarl_Marx → u/zakabog]

Cool, cool, then I'll have even more incentive to vandalize police vehicles.

[u/zakabog → u/[deleted]]

Why are still using this argument after the inauguration?

It was a joke, though given the context of this subreddit I can see how someone might believe a user would be throwing money at this gamble...

[u/Spare-Abrocoma-4487 → u/zakabog]

His plan probably is to take it private before any positive impact. That way he can hoodwink tesla regards twice.

[u/zakabog → u/Spare-Abrocoma-4487]

Elon's wealth is almost entirely made up of TSLA shares, how would he buy out the company to take it private... Oh wait... If he tanks the company maybe he could afford to do it...

[u/Least-Back-2666 → u/zakabog]

Cybertrucks, the future of roasted pork.

[u/Seastorm14 → u/Spare-Abrocoma-4487]

This just in, president 🥭 gives musk government contracts to keep him spreading propaganda on X and gaining him favor like he did for the elections

[u/Successful_Sign_6991 → u/Spare-Abrocoma-4487]

manipulation, corrupt shit from the office level to try to prop it up