r/wallstreetbets 19d ago

Gain POSITIONS FOR $800->$100k

Since yall can’t stop crying about my positions. I’ll post it now here lol.

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u/Powerful-Injury5793 19d ago

Great trades my dude!! I’ve never been happier to write a large check to the IRS

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u/CartmanAndCartman 19d ago

Well he makes money while you making nothing

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u/lilldance 19d ago

how much would be his taxes ?

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u/Powerful-Injury5793 19d ago

It’s taxed as ordinary earned income, so depends on his other earnings. I would imagine $10-$20k tax bill, but again totally depends on total income.

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u/Time-Master 19d ago

Aw shit this the guy funding the IRS , get em Elon tusk