r/wallstreetbets 19d ago

Gain POSITIONS FOR $800->$100k

Since yall can’t stop crying about my positions. I’ll post it now here lol.

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u/SameMeat8553 19d ago

lemme hold $100k… I can flip it to $0k real quick bruh😇

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u/HomeyKrogerSage 19d ago

That's nothing, dm me OP, I can push you to $0M in a week

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u/QuantumQuark69 19d ago

My brain wants to argue that 0 M is greater than 0 k

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u/Sirqoh 19d ago

Since 0M is larger, would it mean it has more 0s in place, thus making it actually smaller?

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u/SpiffingAfternoonTea 18d ago

Well obviously, if you double 0M to 1M that's ten times bigger than 1k

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u/Dry_Neighborhood_738 19d ago

Well I can push it to $00M

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u/1masp3cialsn0wflak3 19d ago

Can I buy puts on your position?