r/wallstreetbets 8d ago

Gain I went from $800–>$100,000 in 3 months. Starting over again with $500. First profit locked today.

If you look at my past posts I’ve been getting consistent gains and made over $100,000 with an $800 account. Link to my old post: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/7MXza5HZ2x

I have took out all my profits and trading again with $500. Today I shorted the Qs and profited 400%. I will continue to post my positions and work myself way up in the next three months. Thank you for all the positive comments and also thank you for the negative comments that motivate me. See you next week you regards.

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u/7fingersDeep 8d ago

top poster in r/ButtSharpies

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u/Twocyprus6 8d ago

How the heck did you manage $100k. Starting over again and my goal is $70k-$120k by EOY

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u/longi11 7d ago

Because it’s not real…

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u/normally-wrong 8d ago

Dammit my day is ruined.

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u/Moby1029 6d ago

Why would you go to any subreddit with foreign objects and butt in the name?

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u/Heavy_Distance_4441 There are no happy endings! 8d ago

Pleasedontclickpleasedontclickpleasedontclick

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u/Heavy_Distance_4441 There are no happy endings! 8d ago

“Alexa, order me a bunch of sharpies”

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u/ThePatio 7d ago

Calls on Sharpie

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u/Heavy_Distance_4441 There are no happy endings! 7d ago

Call me later

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u/Alert_School6745 7d ago

Hahahahahahahahahahhahaha why is this a thing and why was I stuck scrolling for the winner 🤣

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u/SamsUserProfile 7d ago

It's a thing because in the older Internet days young adults and young not-adults would go online and meet each other and this often lead to sexualised content via pressure.

Since the target audience was usually of such age or naivity they didn't have access to a lot of s*xtoys, sharpies were often used.

The other side, the male perverts, usually enjoyed degrading their 'play partners' and so heaps of sharpies up your ass as a young person was seen as sexually degrading and hot, and the context of a young woman degrading herself with sharpies has stuck around since.

Yes, the world is truly that fucked.

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u/Fun_Duck8434 7d ago

that was a rabbit hole i didnt want to get into

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u/givemesometoothpaste 8d ago

Like - did people do this even before the subreddit existed?

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u/lolsai 8d ago

This was a common meme on 4chan lol

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u/Hedwig2222 4d ago

Why is this a thing? Since when was this a thing? and how come I'm only just hearing about it now?