r/wallstreetbets • u/JadedAsparagus9639 • 5d ago

News Hooters files for bankruptcy

https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/31/business/hooters-restaurant-bankruptcy?cid=ios_app
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u/NIN10DOXD 4d ago edited 4d ago

Asses are what's in now. They gotta rebrand as Tooters.

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u/sixtyfoursqrs 4d ago

Or maybe even Pooters

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u/tritisan 4d ago

I’d go for Cooters.

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u/feric51 4d ago

Already trademarked by some automobile towing and service garage in Hazzard County.

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u/New-Instruction-8905 3d ago

Also a tourist trap country store & restaurant next to opry mills mall.

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u/WeightLossGinger 4d ago

That or everybody's brain is so fried from the copious amounts of porn they watch that they're only interested in straight up crotch shots.

Gotta rebrand with the waitresses in skimpy chaps and call it Cooters.

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u/rrk100 4d ago

Stepfathers. Well, so says my friend.

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u/DukeFerdinandII 4d ago

or Peaches lol

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u/NOT_MartinShkreli MFuggin’ Pro 4d ago

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u/Bulky-Gene7667 4d ago

I second that motion. 

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u/Severe_Pass7567 2d ago

Toot it n’ boot it

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u/Hayterfan 4d ago

Nah, new restaurant name, maybe "Da Trunk"

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u/AerondightWielder 4d ago

And sell only junk food, call it Da Junk.

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u/Bulky-Gene7667 4d ago

Only if they sell weiners