r/wallstreetbets • u/ihasanemail I am a huge prick. Welcome to r/wallstreetbets • 1d ago

Discussion -$596,000 today after tariff announcement. Purely coincidental the Wendy's app is hooking me up with a $1 JBC for dinner.

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u/SethGrey 1d ago

Fuck you.

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u/Spare-Abrocoma-4487 1d ago

Money

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u/3ckSm4rk57h35p07 1d ago

lol 5 million isn't fuck you money

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u/AnyBug1039 1d ago

It absolutely is!

Unless you plan to live in the Swiss Alps having your ass wiped by bikini clad nurses.

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 1d ago

My counselor said I need goals. How much that cost?

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u/Waygzh 1d ago

A tiny bowl of Indian food in Wengen cost me about 30 USD. So I'm gonna guess... a lot.

But, honestly, if you ever get to visit Lauterbrunnen. Whatever it costs, worth it.

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u/TuskenRaiderYell 1d ago

It’s closer enough to finding out than we’ll ever be.

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u/3ckSm4rk57h35p07 1d ago

I have 3.5 million just in debt. My real estate portfolio is more than double that. But, go off. 

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u/TuskenRaiderYell 1d ago

Lol so you’re further away from finding out than I thought. Good work, buddy.

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u/3ckSm4rk57h35p07 1d ago

And infinitely closer than you'll ever be. Keep playing your videos games though. That'll get you there, kiddo. 

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u/TuskenRaiderYell 1d ago

Keep acting like your net worth is more than 5 figures and maybe it’ll happen. I’m happy making 6 figures and not being millions in debt. Guess that somehow makes me a kid because I have a hobby lol

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u/3ckSm4rk57h35p07 1d ago

Wow a whole 6 figures?!? Nice dude! I applaud you in your mediocrity. Bravo!

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u/TuskenRaiderYell 1d ago edited 1d ago

Lol only one of us is on Reddit acting like they’re worth millions while also hanging out in r/jobs. I’ll happily live my life of mediocrity if success to you means being millions in debt. Good luck out there!

Edit: deleted those comments pretty quickly lol

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u/Virus_98 1d ago

5 million is comfy life.

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u/3ckSm4rk57h35p07 1d ago

Yes, but it's not fuck you money. I have a low 8 figure net worth and I'm still working and definitely don't have fuck you money. That's when you're hitting the high 8, 9 figures. 

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u/JoeShmoe9595 1d ago

You have to say congrats and fuck you