r/wallstreetbets • u/ihasanemail I am a huge prick. Welcome to r/wallstreetbets • 1d ago

Discussion -$596,000 today after tariff announcement. Purely coincidental the Wendy's app is hooking me up with a $1 JBC for dinner.

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u/stueylikesit 1d ago

Retire you nerd.

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u/ihasanemail I am a huge prick. Welcome to r/wallstreetbets 1d ago

I retired about six years ago.

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u/stueylikesit 1d ago

Then get the fuck off the internet.. enjoy life and quit losing a half a mili for no reason

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u/ihasanemail I am a huge prick. Welcome to r/wallstreetbets 1d ago

Ok, dad.

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u/stueylikesit 1d ago

My balance is at $649. Do as I say not as I do. You are a prick. I like it.

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u/LikeWhite0nRice 1d ago

I ain't retiring if I can't use the internet anymore.

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u/stueylikesit 1d ago

Use it for butt stuff videos like intended.

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u/Spicylilmonkee 1d ago

How’s he supposed to become a billionaire by not investing?