r/wallstreetbets • u/ihasanemail I am a huge prick. Welcome to r/wallstreetbets • 1d ago

Discussion -$596,000 today after tariff announcement. Purely coincidental the Wendy's app is hooking me up with a $1 JBC for dinner.

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u/FaithlessnessDull336 1d ago

Are these post just some sort of a brag because holy fk 600k is big but not that big. It’s like a 50 inches cock lose 5 inches, yeh it’s the size of mine but it not that big

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u/Federal_Orange_1001 1d ago

If I had the 600k he lost I could afford to not work for something like 12-15 years... So this is a lot. Maybe doesn't hurt him because he's stupid rich, but that's like the vacation home and the teslurr gone

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u/Small_Editor_3693 1d ago

If you had 600k in cash you’d put them all into 0dte puts. Stop lying bru