r/wallstreetbets • u/ihasanemail I am a huge prick. Welcome to r/wallstreetbets • 1d ago

Discussion -$596,000 today after tariff announcement. Purely coincidental the Wendy's app is hooking me up with a $1 JBC for dinner.

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u/AwkwardBet5632 1d ago

If you've got $4MM and you lost 13% today, then I think it's time for the John Goodman speech.

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u/Ancient_Box_2349 1d ago

What is John Goodman speech?

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u/Deep_Assistance 1d ago edited 1d ago

"you get up 2 and a half million dollars any asshole in the world knows what to do. You get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Japanese economy shitbox, you put the rest in the system at 3-5% to pay your taxes and that's your base. That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you for the rest of your life at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something? Fuck you. Boss pisses you off? Fuck you. Own your house, have a couple bucks in the bank, don't drink. That's all I have to say to anybody in any social bubble."

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u/Midxtimer 1d ago

Sounds like an unpleasant life

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u/Smile-Nod 1d ago

Fuck you

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u/DrakonILD 1d ago

Never wanting for anything sounds unpleasant? Fuck you.