r/wallstreetbets I am a huge prick. Welcome to r/wallstreetbets 1d ago

Discussion -$596,000 today after tariff announcement. Purely coincidental the Wendy's app is hooking me up with a $1 JBC for dinner.

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u/b1gb0n312 1d ago

*Unzips pants and trickles down

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u/meistermichi 1d ago

That'll be $500.

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u/BitingBlush6969 1d ago

No, you pay me $10 dollars!