r/wallstreetbets • u/ihasanemail I am a huge prick. Welcome to r/wallstreetbets • 1d ago

Discussion -$596,000 today after tariff announcement. Purely coincidental the Wendy's app is hooking me up with a $1 JBC for dinner.

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u/GerryManDarling 1d ago

Can we ask them to trickle down on us?

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u/b1gb0n312 1d ago

*Unzips pants and trickles down

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u/meistermichi 1d ago

That'll be $500.

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u/ArkAngelEV 1d ago

don’t forget to say thank you

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u/Syclus 17h ago

Did they even say thank you once?

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u/gizmostuff 14h ago

Why don't you wear a suit while getting pissed on...wtf man...where's your class?