r/wallstreetbets • u/ihasanemail I am a huge prick. Welcome to r/wallstreetbets • 1d ago

Discussion -$596,000 today after tariff announcement. Purely coincidental the Wendy's app is hooking me up with a $1 JBC for dinner.

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u/b1gb0n312 1d ago

*Unzips pants and trickles down

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u/Pan_TheCake_Man 1d ago

Thanks mate that was golden’

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u/Dipstickpattywack 1d ago

Pee usually is.

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u/Local_Lingonberry851 1d ago

Sign of bad health, send him to the water homies