r/wallstreetbets • u/LifeIsYoursLiveIt • 18h ago

Loss Lost $7,200 in TSLA... in 28 minutes.

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At 10:19am I placed an order to buy 60 contracts of TSLA $240.00 Put... Was a market order and still didn't fucking place. So I canceled a couple minutes later. I would've made $20k.

At 10:47am I bought 32 contracts of TSLA $235.00 Put @ $279.00 per contract. TSLA skyrocketed ten fucking dollars right after.

At 11:17am I couldn't take it anymore and sold all 32 contracts of TSLA $235.00 Put for an average of $54.00 per contract.

-$7,200 in 28 minutes. Tesla has beaten me down in the equity in my model 3 performance, in the stock market, and now in the form of options. I hate you Tesla.

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u/loadmanagement 18h ago

It takes a real homo heidelbergensis to lose money on puts right now.

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u/LifeIsYoursLiveIt 17h ago

I can singlehandedly turn any market around. TSLA was down 11%, I bought puts and it jumped up about 5%.

I promise you, if I bought puts on SPY the entire economy would be fucking booming right now. We'd have a 10% day in the green. The pres would denounce all tariffs and world peace would be in perfect harmony by 3:00pm EST today.

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u/AikaSkies 15h ago

Bro can you buy some Apple puts rn I need it to go up dawg

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u/LifeIsYoursLiveIt 15h ago

You're fucked bro.

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