r/wallstreetbets 18h ago

Loss Lost $7,200 in TSLA... in 28 minutes.

At 10:19am I placed an order to buy 60 contracts of TSLA $240.00 Put... Was a market order and still didn't fucking place. So I canceled a couple minutes later. I would've made $20k.

At 10:47am I bought 32 contracts of TSLA $235.00 Put @ $279.00 per contract. TSLA skyrocketed ten fucking dollars right after.

At 11:17am I couldn't take it anymore and sold all 32 contracts of TSLA $235.00 Put for an average of $54.00 per contract.

-$7,200 in 28 minutes. Tesla has beaten me down in the equity in my model 3 performance, in the stock market, and now in the form of options. I hate you Tesla.

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u/FuegoFerdinand 16h ago

Is that black Elon Musk?

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u/phrunk7 15h ago

Elon is African-American.

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u/Jerryfinglefom 13h ago

"The U.S. Census Bureau defines "African American" as a person having origins in any of the Black racial groups of Africa."

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u/phrunk7 12h ago

Well my neighbor says it's an American from Africa.

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u/Soggy-Bad2130 4h ago

So... Egyptians?