r/wizardposting Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 03 '25

Lorepost (open interaction) 📖 Zartrach, the deceived

Vanio: “Can you tell me about another one of my lives?”

Amanoth: “No.”

Vanio: “…Please?”

Amanoth: “You’ll fall asleep again.”

Vanio: “It was one time!”

Amanoth: “…”

Vanio: “I promise I’ll stay awake.”

Amanoth: “…Promise?”

Vanio: “Promise.”

Amanoth: “Alright, but if you fall asleep I swear…

ahem…

198 million years ago, not long after Vaylnn’s time, there was another incarnation. Zartrach. Zartrach spent his early existence fighting and stealing, akin to others of his kind, though he grew up especially sour. Forever called a “Freak” or “Beast”, he hated those calling him such, and he hated the world which cursed him so. 

He wanted more.

So Zartrach ran from all civilization he knew and consulted his mind and all the thoughts within. He tried to learn why he was seen as a beast, and if he truly was one. His thoughts, ever so helpful, told of what he truly was: the incarnation of a god. And so, armed with this knowledge, Zartrach began his way back to cities and people, where he began informing them of what he was.

No one believed him, of course.

So he had to show them.

He’d show them all.

A great display of magical power for them all to bow down to, the world would kneel before him!

And with  great casting of a spell he knew nothing of, all his people knew at once he was a god, and all his people at once, saw their end.

The very ground on which he stood, ruptured by his strength, and a great, cold, storm began to brew from the fallout of it all, as Zartrach felt his own might zapped away as well.

He couldn’t help but wonder what led him to believe that he was a god, when one burst of his divine might left him dead.

And so, merely 11 years after his existence, Zartrach came to an end, on a cold, miserable, lifeless planet which had once cursed him.”

...

Surprisingly, Vanio had actually stayed awake the whole time, fascinated by Amanoth’s story.

Vanio: “Can you tell me more about your lives?”

Amanoth: “…Maybe later.”

/uw Feel free to interact with Amanoth & Vanio, but Zartrach can't be interacted with

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis, half-adopted by Torinn Feb 04 '25

/uw “watch what happens when I cast a spell I don’t know”

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

/uw Kromer.

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis, half-adopted by Torinn Feb 04 '25

/uw Amanoth to Zartrach: “NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO DIE BE A BIG SHOT”

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

/uw

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis, half-adopted by Torinn Feb 04 '25

/uw what being the 1 billionth incarnation entails:

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u/Fridge_living_tips adam|11ft tall mage hand enjoyer Feb 04 '25

tires to hit amanoth with a comically large spoon but stops right before he hits him wait should i do this

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

Amanoth and Vanio share a body, so Vanio is just staring up at Adam

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u/Fridge_living_tips adam|11ft tall mage hand enjoyer Feb 04 '25

…hello vanio i should get meds

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

"Hi, ex"

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u/Fridge_living_tips adam|11ft tall mage hand enjoyer Feb 04 '25

Still mad?… but i am terribly sorry

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

"Nah, I can't really stay mad at you.

...Why were you going to hit me with a spoon?"

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u/Fridge_living_tips adam|11ft tall mage hand enjoyer Feb 04 '25

Uh what spoon quickly unequips the spoon

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

"...Right"

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u/Fridge_living_tips adam|11ft tall mage hand enjoyer Feb 04 '25

a solid 1/3 of the spoon is sticking out of his pocket what a preposterous idea vanio… i would never hurt you

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

"................................Adam."

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

/uw If you want to be added or removed from the list just ask

u/Harpokiller

u/Maleficent-Gain4111

u/mrididnt 

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Summoner of the Resting Void Feb 04 '25

cna i be adeed

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

Sure!

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Summoner of the Resting Void Feb 04 '25

knock knock.

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

Vanio walks up, and opens the door

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Summoner of the Resting Void Feb 04 '25

Vytsky was there, appearing weary and exhausted, and a little beat up and weak. gaseous void leaked from him, rising into the air until it faded away with the sunlight.

"..Hey."

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

“Holy-! Are you ok?!”

Vanio rushed into immediate panic for Vytsky

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Summoner of the Resting Void Feb 04 '25

"Yeah, just.. exhausted... It's been a long past few weeks, maybe a couple months? I've been getting an unusually large increase in customers and their activity, and given I run the shop by myself, I'm bound to get worn out.. and, uh, beat up a bit as a result for being 'a poor shopkeep', heh.. I can't even heal myself anymore because my body's become too weak to properly hold void without issues.."

"Anyway, I came here for your help.... If you don't mind, of course.."

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

“Wh- OF COURSE I DONT MIND!

Why are your customers beating you? And don’t hesitate to ask me for help, especially if it’s gotten to this!”

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Summoner of the Resting Void Feb 04 '25

"Because I'm doing 'a bad job'.. You'd think they'd understand I'm exhausted, and most do, but people just have a temper.."

"I'm requesting that you take up part of the responsibilities of my shop while I'm rejuvenating.. I highly suggest you get a couple of other people to help; it's a rather challenging thing to do on your own."

"I estimate I'll be gone for about a week.. I'll pay you however you wish as compensation."

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

“I’ll see if I can find some people…

Vanio mutters

…Adam could do it, but he would probably steal something… Erik would… blow it up… Zhe I trust, but they’re probably busy… hm…

Vanio returns to a normal voice

Oh, and don’t worry about paying me anything”

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Summoner of the Resting Void Feb 04 '25

"Thank you.."

"You sure...? It's a.. pretty demanding task... it doesn't have to be in money if you don't want it to be.."

he momentarily lost his balance and almost fell over, but he managed to stabilize himself. he huffed. "I think I need to sit down...."

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

“Come in, have a seat on the couch, and I don’t want anything, you clearly deserve a break…”

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u/SansGuy356 VT, homeless Feb 04 '25

VT: Hey Vanio! How have you been?

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

“VT! I’ve been good, how about you?”

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u/SansGuy356 VT, homeless Feb 04 '25

VT: I've been fine, still no home. Should probably find one soon... I have made a discovery though

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

“Sorry… and what is it?”

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u/SansGuy356 VT, homeless Feb 04 '25

VT So, I was exploring the void a bit, and noticed someone else... They looked similar to me, but in a very different outfit. They dropped this too.

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

“…A mask?”

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u/SansGuy356 VT, homeless Feb 04 '25

VT: Seems like it is, from the front it seems impossible to see through it, but on the back it seems perfectly clear

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

“Any clue what the symbol might mean?”

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u/SansGuy356 VT, homeless Feb 04 '25

VT: Honestly no, but I have seen it before in some buildings that were condemned. Best guess is some kind of clan or group

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

“Hm… well if it’s a magical mask, and I’m condemned buildings, could also be some sort of a cult”

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u/Ashmega8256 Alzoreth Dracarius/Alisa Solaria (+more characters) Feb 04 '25

/uw good read.

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

/uw Thanks!

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Superior Feb 04 '25

/uw good read!

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

/uw Thanks!

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u/waitthatstaken Cult of Dominox, self proclaimed one true God Feb 04 '25

/uw

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

/uw Yay!

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Completionist Feb 04 '25

Knock knock.

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

Vanio walks up and awnsers

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Completionist Feb 04 '25

Hey Vanio, checking in to see how you're doing.

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

“I’m doing well enough, what about you?”

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Completionist Feb 04 '25

Good. Just found a fun-looking artifact,it has a spell in it, want to figure out what it does?

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

"Sure!"

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Completionist Feb 04 '25

Sigurd pulls a gilded rock out of a sleeve, along with some confetti and a car battery.

See, here's the artifact, and here's a nice convenient power source...

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

Vanio watches curiously

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Completionist Feb 04 '25

Sigurd connects some cables to the rock and the batter, and the rock explodes. Not violently enough to break anything, but it does make a good bang.

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 04 '25

Singed

"...What spell was that?"

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u/Ashmega8256 Alzoreth Dracarius/Alisa Solaria (+more characters) Feb 08 '25

???: vanio hears a knock at his door

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 09 '25

Vanio walks over and opens it

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u/Ashmega8256 Alzoreth Dracarius/Alisa Solaria (+more characters) Feb 09 '25

Alisa: hi, how have ya been lately vanio?

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 09 '25

“Hi! I’ve been well, how about you?”

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u/Ashmega8256 Alzoreth Dracarius/Alisa Solaria (+more characters) Feb 09 '25

Alisa: i've been good...airalo seems to have calmed down but he's still inside his room that hate gave him...and he still has random...laughing fits...similar to me when in higher levels of violence...but other than that...making him a bit unsettling sometimes anyway...but besides that like i said we've been good.

Hate: she smiles but isn't manifested been enjoying the robe i made you?

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 09 '25

“I see… I’m glad to hear he’s calmed down… and yeah, thanks again for that Hate”

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u/Ashmega8256 Alzoreth Dracarius/Alisa Solaria (+more characters) Feb 09 '25

Hate: no problem.

Alisa: smiles

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 09 '25

"You can come in if you like"

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u/Ashmega8256 Alzoreth Dracarius/Alisa Solaria (+more characters) Feb 09 '25

Alisa: she smiles and walks inside

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Feb 09 '25

"Do you want anything?"

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