r/wizardposting I. CAST. FIREBALL!! Feb 04 '25

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets What artifact did this familiar eat ?

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u/Reibudaps4 Feb 04 '25

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u/Elanadin Duergar Egoist & Teleporter. Punmancer Feb 04 '25

A new hand pets the puppy

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u/-NGC-6302- Level 21 Geometer | [Hyperspace specialization] Feb 04 '25

Why is there always some user who mixes up the extremely irregular Meridia's beacon with the Platonic Solids

It's like more people don't care about geometry or something, I don't understand it

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u/Reibudaps4 Feb 04 '25

Because i am a stupid but happy person :D

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u/-NGC-6302- Level 21 Geometer | [Hyperspace specialization] Feb 05 '25

Best way to live

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u/Lord_Melinko13 The Necromaster formally known as Great Melinko Feb 04 '25

A new Doge becomes the beacon!

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador & Distant Admiral Feb 05 '25

No. Get it outta here. Outta this house!

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u/Solrex Sylivia • She/Her • Swamp Witch Feb 05 '25

Finally the beacon shut up!

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u/-NGC-6302- Level 21 Geometer | [Hyperspace specialization] Feb 04 '25

Regular dodecahedra have only a few interesting properties.

Something like this here seventh noble unihexagrammic hexecontahedron, now that's a shape worth bothering about. 60 vertices, 60 edges, 60 faces. Unicursal hexagrams are way cooler than pentagons.

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u/bigbackbrother06 Feb 04 '25

"I don't know if Meridia is dead or alive until I watch inside the dog"

muffled "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON"

"Shut up."

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u/wiedeni In my tower doing necromancy I'm evil as hell Feb 04 '25

He ate my rune of ps1-fication!

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u/curvingf1re Indigo Oak: First Reincarnate, Arcanist, Ancient-er Than Thou. Feb 05 '25

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE DOGGY

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u/-ComplexSimplicity- Feb 05 '25

A NEW HAND PETS THE BEACON.

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u/PimBel_PL Evoker Feb 04 '25

Cursed d20

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u/ICollectSouls Song and Thorn, Alchemist, Illusionist, Tavernkeep Feb 05 '25

That is a d12 I'm pretty sure

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u/PimBel_PL Evoker Feb 05 '25

Yes, that's why d20 was cursed

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u/Titanhopper1290 Artificer Feb 05 '25

A NEW TONGUE LICKS THE BEACON

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u/profwithstandards Feb 04 '25

Sorry about that!

I couldn't pick up the artifact because I was carrying too many dogs, so I set him down.

Only, when I did, he ran off and absorbed the artifact. Now all I got is this weird residue.

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u/nderestimated Magus of Al-KoHol Feb 05 '25

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u/EnderVexed Feb 04 '25

An acended fortune randomizer from the plane of the gods. (A d20)

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u/Z_THETA_Z Photokinetic, aka laser lightshow: the wizard Feb 05 '25

It's a d12. D20s have triangular faces, d12s pentagonal ones

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u/Bedrockboy2006 Feb 04 '25

I need to roll a d12…

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u/TheFungerr Feb 05 '25

MY FUCKING BEACON

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u/TheFungerr Feb 05 '25

Meridia needs that!!

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u/Khepri_Sun Feb 05 '25

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

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u/Gorgenon Necromancer Feb 04 '25

My guess is a 5th-dimensional construct.

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u/TheBlargshaggen Artificer Feb 04 '25

You don't need a vet, you need a dimmensional doctor. Your dog will continue to lose polygons until it is eventually planar in the 2d sense, then a single line, then just a point.

You don't want to see what happens after that. What happenes when a point becomes nothing; void space appears. 1 of 2 things then can happen depending on certain factors; either a black hole will begin to form, or the dog will begin re-assembling line by line in anti-matter which would instantly cause an annihilation event as soon as the first point is created/converted and touches matter.

Idk about you, but I don't know or understand many anti-spells to help the dog survive becoming antimatter and annihalating, nor am I good enough at gravity magic to prevent the potential black hole.

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u/RealBurger_ Willow the catfish, water wizard Feb 05 '25

He eated the dodecahedron:(

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u/ragingdemon88 Talmun, Astral plane researcher Feb 05 '25

D12 pupper... nice.

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u/likemice2 Feb 05 '25

The big d12

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u/jack_seven You dump wisdom I cast dominate person Feb 05 '25

Woffs are cute and friendly but they aren't particularly smart

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u/MyDeviousNuts Feb 05 '25

Beacon? This is literally Maurice what are you guys talking about?

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u/CrabSquid05 Feb 05 '25

The legendary artifact in the underground, obviously

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u/DrJMVD 🔥🌑 Warlock of Caligine, avatar of the void...And tacos Feb 05 '25

Must pet the beacon

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u/Kylomiir_490 Character conjurer/Moving picture illusionist Feb 04 '25

what color was that engram? I haven't played destiny 2 lately but I imagine exotics are still valuable