r/wizardposting Feb 16 '25

Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) They got a point

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17.2k Upvotes

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u/WorkingFellow Sorceror Feb 16 '25

Seriously.

Do people really not see the irony in taking the enemy's greatest weapon and using it against him?

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u/Alkynesofchemistry Nebril the Calligramancer Feb 16 '25

It’s clearly a gift! A gift to the foes of Mordor!

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u/Estro-gem Feb 16 '25

You CANNOT wield it!

None of us can!

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u/Alkynesofchemistry Nebril the Calligramancer Feb 16 '25

And what would a Ranger know of this matter?

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u/Estro-gem Feb 16 '25

I am no mere ranger.

14

u/cowlinator Feb 17 '25

I am a mare ranger

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u/Horn_Python Feb 16 '25

well obviosly its a good weapon if the bad guys using it!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '25

Irony easily the worst form of commentary.

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u/I-dont_even Feb 16 '25

Who does? I hope you don't mean the friends. That's Anti-Amulett-of-Eternal-Darkness talk. AAED sentiments will be reported to the shadow council

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u/NiccoR06 Feb 16 '25

Of course not! The amulet of eternal darkness always makes a good point and an even better friend!

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u/McPunchie International Wizard Informative News Network - Anchor Feb 16 '25

Listen even holders of but a fragment understand that ፕⶴቹ ልጮ፱ረቹፕ ዐቻ ቹፕቹዪክልረ ጋልዪኡክቹነነ is wise beyond all comprehension.

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u/supdudesanddudettes Shady Practitioner of the Restorative Arts Feb 17 '25

Whoa, whoa. Whoa. It's 2025 man, you can't say that anymore.

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u/Crows_R_Really_Cool Feb 20 '25

We should be reclaiming it in the name of ፕⶴቹ ልጮ፱ረቹፕ ዐቻ ቹፕቹዪክልረ ጋልዪኡክቹነነ

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u/KharnTheBetrayer88 Evil Wizard Feb 16 '25

Arrogance is like tripping in the middle of the street. Everyone thinks they're better than this, that they've outgrown it, until you trip face-first into the ground and someone laughs at your bloody nose, judging you a fool and claiming they themselves would never allow this to happen to them.

That said i should clearly take this amulet as that guy is not ready to possess it and is obviously being mind controlled. As his better i'll show him how it's done.

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u/goba_manje aistriú agus tiontú fuinnimh draíochta Feb 17 '25

Nah, give it to me, I'll just drain it of its power and convert the power into healing magic or something. I'd never allow the power to over take me

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u/SomeRandomTreestump Feb 18 '25

It's the amulet of eternal darkness, not the amulet of finite darkness smh

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u/goba_manje aistriú agus tiontú fuinnimh draíochta Feb 18 '25

Pft, that's just a marketing ploy

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 16 '25

They got a point until they need to take a "possessed by a magic amulet test"

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u/romain_69420 Feb 16 '25

The answer is lemon juice

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u/GoldSlimeTime Jack of All Trades, Grand Alchemist Feb 16 '25

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of magicks?

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u/Woahhdude24 Feb 16 '25

Tell me about it, am I not allowed to ascend to god hood? Is it a crime to harness power beyond comprehension? I could make the world better, I just don't understand why they don't see that. Sure, blood will have to be shed at first, but that price has been paid before for worse outcomes.

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u/WiseRabbit-XIV Leverett Trevithick, Arcane Healer Feb 16 '25

You see it as an Amulet of Eternal Darkness.

Your friends call it The Amulet of Tripping Over Everything Because You Can't See Where You're Going.

Check your shins for bruises to determine who's right.

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u/Cualkiera67 Feb 17 '25

Lol u need an amulet for it when you can just close your fking eyes.

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador & Distant Admiral Feb 16 '25

It's not a good thing, you absolute loon! You know those little sleepwalking bouts where you do awful shit without being able to stop it or even fully know what happened? Imagine that happening in the daytime.

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u/Estro-gem Feb 16 '25

Found the "so called friend"...

😒

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador & Distant Admiral Feb 17 '25

Found the dark amulet.

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u/Naked_Justice Feb 16 '25

Crab don’t wanna see another crab make it

7

u/Tmhc666 Feb 16 '25

it is a gift

to the foes of mordor

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u/misterpickles69 Feb 16 '25

No great story ever started with “eh, I’ll just ignore the voices…”

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u/supdudesanddudettes Shady Practitioner of the Restorative Arts Feb 17 '25

that's a damn good point, bad choices create the best horror movies

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u/Tirminog Feb 16 '25

FOOLS!!!!! We are trying to aid you not harm you!

*Hisses savagely as I Amplify illusion spell* GIVE US THE AMULET!

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u/Ensorcelled_Atoms 420th Archmage of the High Elves Feb 16 '25

I’m more of an

Amulet of Justice! Your destiny awaits! in a land of raging shadow, by a Wizard full of hate!

I will ride across the highlands I will sail across the seas, the one and only hope for fife, your mystic legacy!!!

Kinda guy.

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u/Krististrasza Feb 16 '25

Put the damn amulet away. You're playing with it like you're a human and this is a penis. You're ruining the fireworks for everyone with your damn darkness.

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u/Virtual-Oil-793 Necromancer of Many Stories and Experiences Feb 16 '25

As plenty of friends to those whom darkness could attest in one of my churches, it being easy might as well be a crapshoot...but I believe the mortals would use a better statement:

I'm gonna pay you $100 to fuck off

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u/Intrepid-Progress228 Feb 17 '25

I know the warnings. I know about the dangers. But I will succeed where others have failed, because the amulet tells me I am the Chosen One.

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u/spootlers Feb 17 '25

Real friends don't run away from the ever spreading complete darkness, but embrace the gift of eternal nothingness you will share with them.

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u/whynaut4 Feb 17 '25

I get that my friends are trying to look out for me, but it like precious to me, you know?

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u/lone_farmer_walking Feb 18 '25

"crab bucket mentality"

I'm tucking that in the back pocket

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u/Cpt_Kalash Paladin Feb 16 '25

Fools

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u/Atzkicica Necromancer Feb 16 '25

They're all just sheep!!! ... though that miiiight mean they were right about my polymorph self ring being cursed.

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u/Fluffy-Opening-6906 Feb 17 '25

Rip off the amulet and smash it it’s the only way

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u/Astronaut32 Mystic Feb 17 '25

Oh, is that a fact? I think it’s the amulet of eternal darkness talking, not your little brain that took 6 weeks to learn Burning Hands!

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u/jar_of_peanutbutter Feb 18 '25

I wear the RING of eternal darkness and with these cards I am never alone

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u/AmphibianLow1165 Feb 18 '25

I see what your saying but I just think we need the amulet to go to someone more prepared. Someone more capable. Someone who can handle such power. Give it to meeee.