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u/RedditsDeadlySin Necromancer Feb 20 '25
And I thought raising the undead was a war crime, I really am old…
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u/Someone1284794357 Mr. Illuminati, leader of The Illuminati Feb 20 '25
I don’t even know why it’s marked as one in the first place. Leads to less casualties in war.
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u/Capable_Stable_2251 Sorceror Feb 20 '25
Rubberize underwear. Freying shoe supports. Moldy glasses. Too many buttons, straps, and zippers... and only some of them work. Petrify pants. Transmute cotton to poison sumac. Perpetually tightening socks.
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u/PrimmSlimShady Feb 20 '25
Petrify pants.
I see you have met my apprentice. The lad spends far too much time alone in his study...
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u/Avarus_Lux Handy household Lizard Wizard/Barbarian Feb 21 '25
Rubberize underwear.... Kinky :3
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u/Capable_Stable_2251 Sorceror Feb 21 '25
Indeed! Also stiff... and no ventilation. So hard to move in and uncomfortably sweaty. Which might also be kinky?
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u/Avarus_Lux Handy household Lizard Wizard/Barbarian Feb 21 '25
Stiff... Only if its several mm of rubber with rough edges on purpose, otherwise it's rubber, quite flexible, smooth and not too uncomfortable, done well its simply comfortable. It is sweaty though at least early on as your body does adapt, an acquired taste that is indeed kinky.
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u/Capable_Stable_2251 Sorceror Feb 21 '25
Well, you've showcased the difference in our experience and knowledge levels. 😉
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u/Avarus_Lux Handy household Lizard Wizard/Barbarian Feb 21 '25
What can i say... This lizard looks good in rubber and latex ;)
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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ Professional Bone Wizard Feb 20 '25
I cast...
Shoelaces that untie themselves every few steps
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u/DrDingsGaster Watcher, Warlock of the Nine Feb 20 '25
I cast underwear that's too big so it perpetually rides into your ass crack.
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u/Asher_skullInk Feb 20 '25
That’s why I only wear a robe and sandals and nothing else
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u/PrimmSlimShady Feb 20 '25
Invisible robe!
Slippery sandals!
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u/Asher_skullInk Feb 20 '25
Good thing these are my river sandals, as for my robe that was a courtesy for others and your self. If you wanted to see my goods you just had to ask.
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u/Rockglen Purveyor of Post-Life Labor & Spirited Drinks Feb 20 '25
I curse you with 2 Week Old Undies.
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u/Exumore Feb 20 '25
i'm gonna arrange a meet up between a wardrobe wizard, and a house wizard, for them to together create the creater spell "wet stuff from the sink socks"
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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador & Distant Admiral Feb 20 '25
Ay, chihuahua. Try that against someone without the need for clothing. Hang on, does my armor count? Nah, either way, I can still Light Dart your ass to death.
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u/Sonifri Elf, Witch, Justifiably Snooty Feb 20 '25
Armor has clothing under it. Hardened leather and metal does not go directly against the skin. The internal bunched up sleeves would work just fine.
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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador & Distant Admiral Feb 20 '25
Let me clarify. I am a cybernetic organism. That is why I wear armor and not clothing. Armor has a practical function, whilst clothing just makes you vulnerable to this foul trickery unless you've got something to cover.
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u/Sonifri Elf, Witch, Justifiably Snooty Feb 20 '25
well in that case I suppose a wardrobe wizard would just conjure erroneous serial numbers on various parts.
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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador & Distant Admiral Feb 20 '25
Well, shucks. Fiddlesticks, even. That's gonna need a new coat of paint after the fight. Anyway-
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u/Comprehensive-Slip93 Azrula | lewdmanceress, mistress of white fluid Feb 21 '25
what will you do if I am naked? give me clothes so I can sell them?
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u/mack2028 Comrade Red Mage Feb 21 '25
ah wardrobe wizard, all time greatest enemy of autism wizard. me, I am autism wizard. joke's on him though i wear the same thing every day and am thus immune to most of his spells
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u/IndependentMoney9891 Wizard... Jester... Extraordinaire.. 🔮 Feb 20 '25
It's all good till there's trouble at the nudist beach.... Then he's as much use as a chocolate teapot 🤷♂️
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u/LordNeko6 Feb 20 '25
Does anyone know the whereabouts of this wizard? I need to address him on the fursuit oopsie he caused during a pool party. FYI fursuits don't do well in water.
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u/Ordinary_Pen_8844 Egrid, reality warping artificer Feb 21 '25
I met this guy, felt like I was teleported into a mountain of gravel, I would know as another wizard also teleported me into a mountain of gravel but for real
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u/Imaginary-Job-7069 Tyrus: Technomancer, biomancer, summoner, etc. Feb 21 '25
[Sensitive skin] so that you can feel the seams of your clothes
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u/Lpnlizard27 Feb 20 '25
I cast
Irritating rock in your shoe that you can't find.