r/wizardposting • u/BlackMetalMagi Bone Pharaoh • 28d ago

Magi Law ⚖ Everyone Needs An Unga Friend

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The unga plegue left more catfish wizards than can be counted in the worlds lakes, rivers, and seas. They need good homes, friends to love them, care for them, and feed them snacks.

Adopt a feeeeesh today!

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u/You-See-Nothing583 Torinn, The Void God of Hunger, Council Executioner. 28d ago

Sure!

I'll take several

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u/BlackMetalMagi Bone Pharaoh 28d ago

Torin, are you immune to unga? i thought eating a fish wizard made you a fish wizard...

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u/WiseRabbit-XIV Leverett Trevithick, Arcane Healer 23d ago

Eh, pretty much everyone has been inoculated against the Unga virus by now. We had that mass vaccination program to ensure it.

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u/BoscoCyRatBear The Vermensk Empire, / Kahn ruler of Cat Tail City 28d ago

Can they be taught to make a grilled cheese?"

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u/mrididnt Erik(a), the god hunter 28d ago

O Mai gah unga!!!!

I'll take an unga!

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u/BlackMetalMagi Bone Pharaoh 28d ago

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u/mrididnt Erik(a), the god hunter 27d ago

Yaaayyyy!!!!

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u/Espanta_viejas1904 Zhyros the wizard of weed and shopkeeper of rarities 27d ago

I have like five in my pond

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u/DidYouSayChocolat3 Tiny Wizard, Keeper of Mount Mor 27d ago

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u/MadIllWOLF Wolf the Barderer 27d ago

I lost mine in the ocean

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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor 27d ago

“Put a sticker on the bowel saying ‘inedible, highly infectious.’ For safety.”

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u/Avarus_Lux Handy household Lizard Wizard/Barbarian 27d ago

My area lost all unga lifeforms... Cloned Catfish was quite the delicacy after proper purification and preparation, though i've long since turned a copy of a bag of infinite beef jerky into a bag of infinite unga catfish jerky, so i'm good.

If you need a pond or such there's several in my valley that could house a couple if they behave and do not make themselves delectable targets... though beware of the local crabcoons, they eat almost anything regardless.

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u/MiaCutey 27d ago

For some reason, the beard IN the water looks actually disgusting to me

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u/samthekitnix Tiny Technomancy Support 27d ago

i require an Unga friend for... reasons...

definitely not going to put its bowl in the control section of this arcane tank

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u/Okamitoutcourt Marriwil the Wolf of Silkfrost 27d ago

On one hand, I want to see if people without a body like me are immune, on the other I don't want to risk it

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u/friendlyAirelemental gale, the air elemental Wizard 27d ago

Same here

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u/L0ssL3ssArt Narissa, the bestest Council Head of Undead 27d ago

For real though what is Unga up to these days....it's not the same without the skeletor body and the "i will overthrow the council"

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u/OddlyTaco 27d ago

Fuck AI

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u/Amazing-Mind4564 Lord Evilus Vile, Extremely Evil Lich King 26d ago

Challenge accepted