r/wizardposting • u/Big_Brainnus • 3d ago

A good wizard always keeps a failsafe

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459 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/PostOfficeBuddy 3d ago

I might be out of spells, but never out of shells.

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u/InsaneHowlCowl 3d ago

Out of spell slots, but not buck shot

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u/LteCam 3d ago

When I run out of magicka in Skyrim so I whip out my wabbajack staff and instantly blast the bandit chief into a cheese wheel I then consume whole in 0.2 seconds

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u/DaySleeper3 3d ago

Always outnumbered but never out of options

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 3d ago

I always prepare the curse: "Greater Catastrophic Weapons Failure" and the weapon enchantment: "Supreme Malfunction Clearing" never know when I'll need them.

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u/Timerider42424 3d ago

I cast: A Belly Full of Lead.

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u/Maxious30 3d ago

I cast. Glock

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u/MarsMaterial Catboy Apprentice 3d ago

I cast: NON-MAGIC MISSILE!

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u/CanadianAndroid 3d ago

A wizard never misses. He shoots you precisely where he means to.

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u/SowiesoJR Diviner, Court Weatherman 2d ago

I got into MMA recently. Honestly pairs really well with divination NGL.

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u/MettatonNeo1 Nature witch 2d ago

My staff doubles as spear for this very reason

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u/Due-Log8609 Wizard 3d ago

this is incredibly shit ai art, again. i dont mind AI art on this sub if it's dope, but this one is fucking horrid. what made you think that this would be dope to post homie. its the same tired ass meme, but shitter in every way. zero stars out of 10

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 2d ago

Unless you miss your shot and it takes a long time to reload.