r/wizardposting • u/Sealy5467 Definitely not three warlocks in a trenchcoat being a druid • 2d ago

Which one of the other idiots let their space whale out? You all know the rules about galactic beasts

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u/Visible-Owl2524 2d ago

Ah yes. The galactic familiar. Havoc and destruction shall rain. Yes yes.

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u/Woahhdude24 1d ago

Hey, is that a Bon Fire? If you see a knight in Armor, that looks like an onion. I can't quite remember his name. I think it's Siegmeyer or Siegward of Catarina? I recommend having a chat with him he is an interesting fellow, likes to nap alot. You meet so many peculiar characters around bonfires. It's almost like we enter another world when we get near them.

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u/syko-san Uncertified Technomancer 2d ago

Not my fault. I wasn't on watch duty that day. I hereby shift the blame to someone else.

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u/ninetailedoctopus 2d ago

We have a spot nearby where you get to swim with them. The locals throw krill into the water as a treat.

(Some concerns about having them dependent on humans, sure. They’re limiting the visits too I think)

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u/WatcherDiesForever Dalius, Sapient Dungeon Core 1d ago

Space whale? Well, I don't mind if I do...

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u/Far_Run_37 1d ago

Void fish?

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u/Big-Wrangler2078 1d ago

Relax. It's not truly a whale, just a shark. They're not genetically related to the Great Kirsh'kal'chavanatha. It's going to be fine and you're overreacting.

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u/Kyle-NotADinosaur- 1d ago

Whale shark. Very interesting.

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u/MotherRaven Enchanter 22h ago

He never goes past Jupiter, it’s fine. He needs the lack of air

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u/not-curumo 20h ago

Ah, sorry. Frank has been a little restless lately.

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u/Ihatememorising N0t-Me4t-B49, Warforged Master Hemomancer 15h ago

Suck it bitch, I let my galactic ghoti out whenever I want