And you're announcing it? I'll curse you to stub your toe and fall face-first in a pile of shit
And then the classic curse to ruin your bloodline heh
Within this pit of despair, which shall devour your anguished cries in its merciless twistālet your sacred jewels writhe in agony as your valor is torn apart! TESTICULAR TORSION!
Listen, commoners believe that magic is this highly advanced thing, and to a certain extent ritual circles absolutely can be, but if an artificer creates a Fireball with a bottle of alcohol, some cloth, and a jury-rigged launcher, then like more power to you. If it works, it works.
What I can't stand is those damn Sorcerers born to their innate bloodline's magical powers. Go to Academy or find a workaround like the rest of us did, you make us look bad when you accidentally set fire to a library or vomit uncontrollably after teleporting inside my house because you don't understand Quantum Theory and Stabilization.
š this is my barbarianā¦. Sheās low key pissed she canāt use magic (I know I know- yes there are builds where barbs can use magic..) but makes do with alchemists fireā¦ fun times ššš
Hey. Hey now. Alchemy is a long standing wizardly tradition!
Just because some of us enjoy the alchemy of fire doesnāt mean thatās a bad thing.Ā
So the occasional goblin orphanage burns down, itās not like they were going to get adopted anyways living in that rat trap!Ā
So a āmanual fireballā finds its way into the store front of the lowly peon that denied you patronage because āreal wizards donāt need to bottle an explosion.āĀ
So an outbreak of undead was cleansed with Greek Fireā¦
And really, if they canāt prove the fires were started on purpose, whatās the harm?Ā
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u/Xaldror Artificer Weapons Manufacturer 2d ago
well, thank you for making yourself known to us.
now, I CAST "THEE OUT!!!"