r/wizardposting • u/Alarming-Scene-2892 Fluffco (Flufferson, Geralt, Oni) • 23h ago
Lorepost (open interaction) 📖 All's Well that Ends well. (Fluffco)
Flufferson sits on a bench.
Geralt: You okay, Fluff?
Flufferson: You ever get a REAL bad hangover?
Geralt: I don't drink that much.
Flufferson: I feel like I have one of those. For context, it's awful.
Geralt: I mean, you got stabbed.
Envy: Oh, holy weapons heal.
Geralt: What?
Envy: Holy weapons heal mortals. They can't kill.
Geralt: So...I got healed, nothing. Fluff got healed...She is hungover.
Envy: Ms. F-flufferson...Do you do cra-
Flufferson: NO! ...Does manastones fall under that?
Envy: Y-Yes? You shouldn't be using those, tho-
Flufferson: I ate them.
Envy: W-what?
Flufferson: I ate the manastones, and I got magic. from them
Envy: ...I guess it healed that, then.
Flufferson: God bloody damnit.
Geralt: So...You have no magic now, sis?
Flufferson: I still have my amu-...Where is it.
Oni, covered in blood: Panting I have it. *Holding Fluff's amulet.
Geralt: BROTHER!
Flufferson: ONI!
Geralt and Flufferson hug Oni.
Oni: You owe me BTS tickets, btw. Throwing that out there.
Geralt: That's fine, brother. Just not this week. I have a meeting with our interns.
Oni: ...You want me to throw you back in the Penguinfantry prison myself-
Geralt: This week.
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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard 23h ago
/uw Great read!