r/wizardposting • u/ratsatan13 • 18h ago

Behold the power of linguistics!

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u/XyxyrgeXygor Egregore Amongst 18h ago

Dyslexic barbarians as they kick the shit out of you:  

Spell this nerd!!

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u/ratsatan13 18h ago

T H I S (I've just earned myself more beatings)

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u/XyxyrgeXygor Egregore Amongst 18h ago

Ah I see.

Power word: Masochism

I see you can handle yourself after all.

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u/RubiconPizzaDelivery Zeke, single yoked kobold in search of pretty druid lady 15h ago

Yeah yeah gettem boss gettem!

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u/Wyrm_Groundskeeper Cannon Fodder Casey, Professional Lackey. 15h ago

Why do these spells always hit the young master?!

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u/Happy-Airport-8003 13h ago

Everyone who told me a degree in linguistics would be useless: shit out a river!

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u/ArgonBotanist Kora Greywarden: Technomancer, Vagabond, Goblem 13h ago

I'm something of a cunning linguist myself.

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u/krasnogvardiech Alchemist 14h ago

For more controllable versions of this same excellent unclogging technique, I've brewed up a batch of Haribo Gummy Bear laxative elixir! Even managed to get it sugar-free!

2 Gee for a dram bottle!

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u/ean5cj Alchemist, Healer 2h ago

Hah, let me know who buys - I'm bringing popcorn, we can watch it together!

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u/SignificanceNo4711 Dark lord, Shadow creature, High mage 13h ago

I've dappled in the art yet I've never really tried to advance in it.

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u/Bannon9k Ol' Pappy Zippy Wiz 3h ago

Power Stance: 80 year old rectum

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u/ean5cj Alchemist, Healer 2h ago

I would definitely vacate the sparring circle and gift the match to this old fart.

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u/OnlyTalksAboutTacos Buwunmbo of the Fibly clan, Aromancer, Kickball Wizard 5h ago

I CAST I CAN AIM MY ASS FOOL