r/worldnews • u/MothersMiIk • 8d ago

Russia/Ukraine Russia, Belarus excluded from Trump's sweeping tariffs list due to existing sanctions, White House says

https://kyivindependent.com/russia-missing-from-trumps-sweeping-tariffs-list-as-its-already-sanctioned-white-house-confirms/
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u/WhatEvenisEverton 8d ago

That'll show those fucking penguins who's boss. They've been getting a free ride, and their investment strategies have targeted US interests for far too long.

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u/evanwilliams44 8d ago

Snobs that walk around in tuxedos all day even though they don't have jobs. Where do they get the money? Seems sus.

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u/mustang__1 8d ago

At least they're wearing a suit, unlike some presidents /s

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u/MortarByrd11 8d ago

Damn DEI birds, and don't get me started on those fentanyl selling seals.

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 8d ago

Those seal bastards step on their product, too. Shady motherfuckers, the whole lot of ‘em!

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u/MortarByrd11 8d ago

Transgenic seagulls are trying to compete with high school girls in Texas.

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 8d ago

Given your username, I’m inclined to believe this. Won’t somebody think of those poor girls having to compete with those nasty transgenic seagulls?!

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u/MortarByrd11 8d ago

You're correct, F those seagulls, they used to call themselves gulls, now because of CRT they claim the sea.

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 8d ago

Somebody has to stop these monsters!

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u/MortarByrd11 8d ago

/s I don't know if I took it too far

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 8d ago

Look around you, friend. There is no such thing as going too far anymore. Haha.

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u/poncecatchemall 8d ago

Maybe those polar bears were using original recipe Coca Cola…? /s

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u/MortarByrd11 8d ago

With fentanyl

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u/ozSillen 8d ago

Happy feet, dancing on street corners.

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u/Algaroth 8d ago

Who's tipping them? Seals?

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u/inosinateVR 8d ago

Did you know those little assholes can’t even fly? Fake birds leeching off of hard working Americans

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u/bowsmountainer 8d ago

And look at their thick coats. They must be hiding tons of fentanyl to smuggle across the border!

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u/The_Blargen 8d ago

Penguins evolved nepotism!

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u/Farucci 8d ago

Probably still using those free cell phones that Obama gave them.

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u/-Franks-Freckles- 8d ago

Plus they’re helping with bringing fentanyl into America. We know what those penguins are doing! It’s not surviving in the bitter cold, it’s fentanyl. shakes angry flipper🐧 curse you Trump! I can no longer afford the pebble for my mate, because you tariffed it!!

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 8d ago

I didn’t even think about the pebbles. This is going to be a catastrophe!

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u/coolcootermcgee 8d ago

Have a piece of straw?

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u/Playful-Dragon 8d ago

What about the whales, did we forget about the whales? Mass transit of drugs across international waters. Why isn't Australia doing something about this?

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u/-Franks-Freckles- 8d ago

Because we are using our wind power to keep them confused. Their sonar and our wind farms are not simpatico.

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u/miastrawberri 8d ago

Your comment made me laugh thank you

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u/priberc 8d ago

lmao 🤣

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u/CureLegend 8d ago

Skipper, Kowalsky, Rico, and Private may come visit the white house unannounced and show the orange man a lesson he won't forget soon