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u/HistoricalReturn382 1d ago edited 19h ago
Cactius Erradicus, first starting in ancient Egypt during the Roman times where they would get a prisoner or someone who committed high treason up against a cactus where their groin will be ERRADICATED by the splinters of the cacti where their baby makers get erradicated (hence, the name.) it has continued to be used by rural Mafia members and Mexico, USA, Spain and many other places in the world.
(This is a joke, and not fact please don't take this seriously)
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u/jesusoneGod 1d ago
Only a man would think of this
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u/HistoricalReturn382 23h ago
Erradicus.
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u/crash_dt 16h ago
It's errata, cuz.
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u/HistoricalReturn382 1h ago
What? I was making a play on Latin and English words lol. It's a joke thing.
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u/crash_dt 14m ago
Yeah I thought you were .. you inspired my pun bc I was like here's a human who appreciates good wordplay heheh
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u/MilkManFromTheWeb 21h ago
couldn't find anything about cactius erradicus online, however it probably exists under a different name or under no name
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u/HarmonicState 19h ago
Except it's literally impossible for anyone associated with the roman empire to have ever seen or heard of a cactus.
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u/HistoricalReturn382 19h ago
I was joking, it's a joke thing - I'm not a historian lol and I just made a stupid joke so just so everyone knows it's a joke and not fact. :)
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u/Beneficial_Treat_131 16h ago
I've never understood why reddit is filled with people who don't get sarcasm...
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u/HistoricalReturn382 1h ago
I mean, it was pretty obvious my comment was a joking thing lol "Cactius Erradicus" ? pretty silly and funny.
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u/HughMungusWhat69 1d ago
This ad has existed for years btw
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u/GoonyBoon 1d ago
Seems like we're just going to complain about anything remotely ridiculous now.
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u/HughMungusWhat69 1d ago
Nope, I just recognize it from a Greg Renzo mobile game ad video I watched years ago.
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u/Much_Tough Osstax (stop glazing MrBeast hate and porn ads) 1d ago
Eh, YouTube's allowed far worse. This has existed since the Roman times. You're possibly used to seeing a bunch of porn ads on the site that you think this is porn.
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u/Makaveli_23 8h ago
Yeah youtube ads are horrible π my 2 most hated are the A.I voice that reads those garbage teen books and the other A.I voice telling me about fake stimulus money
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u/Express_Ad5083 YouTube Premium. 1d ago
Mafia City, now Grand Mafia ads have been running for like a decade now? Theyre not as bad as other ads, just funny.
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u/CatsTamps03 1d ago
I thought Mafia City ads were bad, but Zoo City is even worse. They have an ad where a guy kisses a humanoid panther(and other animals), and another where a dog and a tiger try to escape jail but with a weird angle that they look like they're having sex. Thats just the two I've seen. Surprisingly not made by the same company. I guess its trying to ride the high of mafia and weird ads.
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u/Wise_ad_altaccount 1d ago
I mean... The ads isn't wrong on this one. That's how the mafia works in real life.
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u/Booshka_399 1d ago
average day in albequerque
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u/Class_C53_JNR 15h ago
It's simply used by mafia games, they just make clickbait ADs to attract people to download their game.
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u/LansingJP 1d ago
Yeah you be getting those ads because you be looking at weird shit Iβm assuming
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u/Ok-Discussion-3117 1d ago
It might be based off of this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_corner
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u/Mika-GayBoy 22h ago
But remember not to swear in your videos or all those sensitive advertisers donβt want to be associated with them
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u/vektorkane 22h ago
All jokes aside who in their right mind thinks this is what would get people to play their game? π€¨
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u/Open-Sheepherder6767 21h ago
I saw this add earlier todayπ€£ I aint pay much attention to attention to it tho Only enough to remember I saw the shii
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u/JaceThePowerBottom 17h ago
Why did he spread his legs? He should stop being a harlot and close them.
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u/Sufficient_Dentist67 16h ago
There are also a lot porn ads... and they attack any who block ads... And hide all vids that discuss the ad issue.. Remember no YouTube red...
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u/Aromatic_Peak3120 15h ago
Listen, its just what happens if you dont pay back the mafia. Simple as that
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u/Ilikebatterfield4 1d ago
thats how mafia works