r/youtube 1d ago

Discussion What in the actual f**k?

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u/Ilikebatterfield4 1d ago

thats how mafia works

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u/DefaultUsername-_- fuck should i even put here lol 1d ago

But only if your level is high enough.

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u/LorOffBridges 23h ago

Rise and expand! πŸ˜€

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u/HeyItsFR0ST 1d ago

imma make you pump like that

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u/Previous_Dog_6103 1d ago

Never let bro get freaky ever again πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€

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u/tosg7085 1d ago

That's just how the clam works

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u/HistoricalReturn382 1d ago edited 19h ago

Cactius Erradicus, first starting in ancient Egypt during the Roman times where they would get a prisoner or someone who committed high treason up against a cactus where their groin will be ERRADICATED by the splinters of the cacti where their baby makers get erradicated (hence, the name.) it has continued to be used by rural Mafia members and Mexico, USA, Spain and many other places in the world.

(This is a joke, and not fact please don't take this seriously)

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u/jesusoneGod 1d ago

Only a man would think of this

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u/HeckylGaming1 1d ago

Yup, we bring you all the best torture methods πŸ‘

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u/HistoricalReturn382 23h ago

Erradicus.

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u/crash_dt 16h ago

It's errata, cuz.

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u/HistoricalReturn382 1h ago

What? I was making a play on Latin and English words lol. It's a joke thing.

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u/crash_dt 14m ago

Yeah I thought you were .. you inspired my pun bc I was like here's a human who appreciates good wordplay heheh

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u/MilkManFromTheWeb 21h ago

couldn't find anything about cactius erradicus online, however it probably exists under a different name or under no name

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u/HistoricalReturn382 18h ago

I don't know if this is a joke comment or not but I was joking :P

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u/HarmonicState 19h ago

Except it's literally impossible for anyone associated with the roman empire to have ever seen or heard of a cactus.

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u/HistoricalReturn382 19h ago

I was joking, it's a joke thing - I'm not a historian lol and I just made a stupid joke so just so everyone knows it's a joke and not fact. :)

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u/Beneficial_Treat_131 16h ago

I've never understood why reddit is filled with people who don't get sarcasm...

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u/HistoricalReturn382 1h ago

I mean, it was pretty obvious my comment was a joking thing lol "Cactius Erradicus" ? pretty silly and funny.

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u/HughMungusWhat69 1d ago

This ad has existed for years btw

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u/Kapaluccio 1d ago

Been watching it for years, I'm a mafia boss now.

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u/GoonyBoon 1d ago

Seems like we're just going to complain about anything remotely ridiculous now.

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u/HughMungusWhat69 1d ago

Nope, I just recognize it from a Greg Renzo mobile game ad video I watched years ago.

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u/GoonyBoon 1d ago

Sorry, wasn't saying you in particular were complaining. Just conversing.

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u/Much_Tough Osstax (stop glazing MrBeast hate and porn ads) 1d ago

Eh, YouTube's allowed far worse. This has existed since the Roman times. You're possibly used to seeing a bunch of porn ads on the site that you think this is porn.

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u/HarmonicState 19h ago

Sorry what's existed since Roman times?

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u/shaden_knight 18h ago

The torture method above

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u/Makaveli_23 8h ago

Yeah youtube ads are horrible πŸ˜‘ my 2 most hated are the A.I voice that reads those garbage teen books and the other A.I voice telling me about fake stimulus money

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u/DeadDropZ-X 1d ago

Nah, that's actually funny 🀣

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u/noobfornoodles 1d ago

Bro this is from 2018

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u/Express_Ad5083 YouTube Premium. 1d ago

Mafia City, now Grand Mafia ads have been running for like a decade now? Theyre not as bad as other ads, just funny.

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u/DrGrimmus 1d ago

seen this same scene for other games

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u/ServeNarrow7187 1d ago

Cartel torture be like

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u/CatsTamps03 1d ago

I thought Mafia City ads were bad, but Zoo City is even worse. They have an ad where a guy kisses a humanoid panther(and other animals), and another where a dog and a tiger try to escape jail but with a weird angle that they look like they're having sex. Thats just the two I've seen. Surprisingly not made by the same company. I guess its trying to ride the high of mafia and weird ads.

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u/BA-Animations 18h ago

Losercity mafia

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u/Boring-Pilot-846 1d ago

That's an ad. Can't even use an adblocker to get rid of it!

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u/Loud_Entertainer5233 1d ago

Bro scratched it's balls in tremendous ways

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u/Wise_ad_altaccount 1d ago

I mean... The ads isn't wrong on this one. That's how the mafia works in real life.

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u/North-11366 1d ago

Rise and Expand Your mafia empire

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u/Big_Might9116 1d ago

Does the balls okay?

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u/AggravatingLie107 1d ago

THAT'S HOW THE MAFIA WORKS BABY 😹

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u/MrGamerMan17 1d ago

But balatro? 18+

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u/Pusslawg 1d ago

first time?

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u/Wall-9 1d ago

At least it’s not cropped porn

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u/Booshka_399 1d ago

average day in albequerque

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u/Class_C53_JNR 15h ago

It's simply used by mafia games, they just make clickbait ADs to attract people to download their game.

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u/LansingJP 1d ago

Yeah you be getting those ads because you be looking at weird shit I’m assuming

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u/Mika-GayBoy 22h ago

But remember not to swear in your videos or all those sensitive advertisers don’t want to be associated with them

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u/hujanis345 22h ago

welp should I join the mafia guys?

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u/vektorkane 22h ago

All jokes aside who in their right mind thinks this is what would get people to play their game? 🀨

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u/Substantial_Lab_70 21h ago

Average walmart fight

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u/Truthisnotanyside22 21h ago

What the fuck is this shit 🀨

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u/Open-Sheepherder6767 21h ago

I saw this add earlier today🀣 I aint pay much attention to attention to it tho Only enough to remember I saw the shii

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u/Admirable-Peak8337 21h ago

how did you get the video of me

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u/OneMillionSnakes 20h ago

Advertisers aren't going to like this... wait.

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u/Remote-Flower-4426 20h ago

I can see your incognito tab notification you naughty redditor

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u/BP_milord 19h ago

I mean they got you to watch their ad so it's working right lol

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u/Few_Contribution85 19h ago

Are you new?

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u/JaceThePowerBottom 17h ago

Why did he spread his legs? He should stop being a harlot and close them.

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u/Loam_Lion 17h ago

Yet again glad I don't get ads

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u/Sufficient_Dentist67 16h ago

There are also a lot porn ads... and they attack any who block ads... And hide all vids that discuss the ad issue.. Remember no YouTube red...

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u/MattWolf96 16h ago

Good God, they made a live action Custer's Revenge movie.

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u/Aromatic_Peak3120 15h ago

Listen, its just what happens if you dont pay back the mafia. Simple as that

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u/Straight_Bit7640 10h ago

Thanks I Hate It

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u/Thin_Discipline_1543 6h ago

Nah the mafia gon vicious on them balls