It was my birthday yesterday, So I figured I'd go to Rack Room to use my ✨️incredible✨️ $10 birthday discount. Found a pair I really liked and fit really well.

Then I got home and sprayed them with a water & stain shield spray (I like my non-work shoes to stay looking good as long as possible). When I set them down to dry, I realized they were two slightly different shades of tan. One a little cooler, one a little warmer.

On the bright side, at least I’ve narrowed my allergies down to every single grass and tree in my state.

I got this truck about 5 months ago. It wasnt some duche it was a small rock that got kicked up or stuck in my tires that decided to get revenge

Finance bro has lease renewal declined seemingly for flying a trump flag in non public space.

“Caldwell lawyer Brian Festa, cofounder of We the Patriots USA, a Caldwell nonprofit, said that while the situation may feel discriminatory, political views are not protected under Idaho housing law.”

Thoughts?

https://www.kivitv.com/news/idaho-student-loses-off-campus-housing-for-displaying-a-trump-flag

Microscopic colitis is a bitch

Broke my 8th and 9th rib last night. The pain is awful. Like pain that makes me go “oooohhh fuck!” I’m so sad and disappointed in myself. Tomorrow I was to see a concert I was so excited to see. Waiting months for the day. Will I go? Not sure. But if I do, I’ll be sitting in the back wishing I could be in the pit. Probably drinking water because I can’t drink on NSAIDS and Tylenol. Which is probably best because this happened while drunk. Wont be drinking for a long time. A sign from the gods!

Day 1 of a 5 day expedition and boots fells apart 2 hours in… Only thing we had to keep them together was medical tape 💀

Thursday down 10k. Friday down 20k. Thanks Donnie. It’s like we’re living in the Twilight Zone.

Well, we were assembling the mount on the back of the TV and had the screen face down on a blanket on the floor. Our dog stepped on the side for a second before we shooed her off but it was too late.

I ended up late to work today because of that damn rat. It even decorated its nest with leaves 😪

Fractured me humerus today. I was at a wrestling tournament and got hit wrenched. My arm was in the wrong spot and this happened!

Took over an hour to get the order that was only 5 miles away. The bag was so soggy that everything fell out as soon as I picked it up. The driver clearly was careful bringing it to my door so I don't know why they didn't tell me to be careful as well.