I auditioned to be a Hobbit. "Too tall"

Yes, but I think it's all one way.

Kenny, that was pretty good sex last night.

When I met him I don't even know if he could grow a beard.

a hard what?

Hey, what is this? Compliment Me Anything?

Eternally.

I disagree with your first statement but agree with part of the last one.

This guy called Rrobert.

A sextaur. Actually it was more a faun. It was a whole lotta faun. Wahey!

Yes, sorry for farting.

In the band I like The Busdriver Song. The show, I think Carol Brown. Although the idea of doing a song about prostitution we'd had ages before but couldn't think of how to frame it, so You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute was another satisfying one to do.

It was hard.

Yes.

I answered anyway.

That sounds like it may have been a robotic lookalike with a skin-outer made from cloned cells.

I won't be able to stop you because I don't know who you are.

I'm glad to hear that, it has been nice being part of a project that means something to people in that way.

We are hoping to do a werewolf sequel yeah. Hadn't considered the social sports team angle.

Mars will have more limbs.

Mars bars?

He wore that bear coat at Sundance Film Festival when What We Do In The Shadows played there (it's cold), a lot of those IMDB photos come from red carpet things. Maybe that's it?

I will get onto to my agent to introduce me to these guys.

2 Qs for you.

How inspiring a comedian are you exactly?

Where exactly in Derry shouldn't I go?

Naturally, I was intimidated to begin with but he's very down to earth. Like a mix of a granddad and a little kid.

My favourite memory of Conchords is hanging out with all these great people and being on some kind of adventure in New York.

I have just finished "My Autobiography" by Charlie Chaplin. It was very interesting for lots of reasons.

How many though?

Stevie Wonder, They Might Be Giants, Leonard Cohen, Nick Cave, Beck, Bach, Harry Nilsson, The Beatles, Donovan

Try to become really interested in mountains.

Star Wrek.