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Imagine if Akabi turned everyone into their own kinds of cheeses
Halsin: Chèvre. Ranges from soft to hard, has that distinct goat cheese funk, and very spreadable.
Jaheira: Manchego. Firm and compact with a sharp but creamy taste.
Gortash: Caciocavallo. Looks a bit like a ballsack. Smoky, buttery smooth, and plays surprisingly well with others.
Orin: Parmesan. After Gene Parmesan from Arrested Development. Stinky (affectionate) with too strong a flavour to blend in for long.
And the Emperor is Casu Martzu.
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Thank you, Larian, Baldur’s Gate 3 saved my marriage.
Because it’s your screenshot from Bloodweave Brainrot! Just credited you
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Tier list on how probable it is to get each companion pregnant
The boy impregnator, of course
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"The option of slap or eat suddenly looks more appealing "
Don’t forget to say grace for papa Bhaal before each meal
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Just more woke garbage
Look if you don’t want your tadpole, I’ll eat it so my OG astral gummy worm has more friends to hang out with
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Crikey!
In Menzoberranzan, yeah nah the wildlife still eats you
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Loss.jpg, but make it wierd (Daz, OC, etc)
Died 1492 DR, born 1492 DR
Welcome back okbuddybaldur
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Can ilithids cum?
Catch me wringing those tentacles into my mouth like they’re wet towels
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Can't spell Shart without HRT (happy shart sunday)
Shar said trans rights after all
(Shart is also just. Gender goals)
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What is something that you always do in game for roleplay reasons?
I give:
- All shinies and gems to Astarion (and the Curse of the Vampyr book)
- All books and scrolls to Gale
- All alchemy ingredients and potions (and the idol of Selûne) to Shadowheart
- All heavy weapons and armour and githyanki loot to Lae’zel
- All stuffed animals to Karlach
- All alcohol to Wyll
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Sharing my HellSpawn propaganda
sunsetagainart drew my favourite Hellspawn date and it looks like a wedding so

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How I imagine my dream kitchen 😋
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I think our chefs should kiss (mine can’t cook, he just likes wearing the apron)