I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that you have never, and will never, donate anonymously. Just a guess.

All the luck and success for you friend! Welcome to the path...

I hear no singing

Power is the result, fear is the tool

If it wasn't for all these damned autonomous vehicles we would have no shootings... Guns don't kill people, self driving cars do

If it was in the book, why did he pull out a stack of stapled papers to read from? I'm confused

Do it for Jack!

You might just have random bad luck. Our system is designed to be a system that you can "work." The US tax that is required by the payee to figure out is the byproduct of systemic embezzlement and there's not anything we can do about it. So they just randomly pick on medium wage earners to justify a corrupt system and employ a gigantically understaffed group of people who have no choice but to go after you. Same thing happened to me years ago, fuck em.

Let's go show!

No joke, safety first fellow redditors! I work with corrosive chemicals and have seen and felt enough damage to know this isn't a once in a million type thing. If you work around dangerous things for long enough you will get hurt.

They can't ever seem to get a job, and if they do, they can't hold onto it... But it's always someone else's fault

By "found on FB" they mean here, like a day or two ago... No facebooks were involved in this theft.

If that is a real statement please don't go down that rabbit hole. Treat that kind of thought progression as a self-taboo, the way you don't bring up divorce every time you and your wife/husband argue. Time heals all wounds, and desire will always win. Stay upright and wait till tomorrow's tomorrow.

I thought I understood Christianity until right now

Toxic femininity

Just try over and over to get in, all the while scrapping the fuck out of their side panel, and don't stop until they have to own up to what they did and confront you. That's what I would do, but I'm petty as fuck.

He's a pro lifer doing it for publicity. Climbing a building is still easier than raising a kid, coward.

Yeah, before the internet we were all geniuses... Or maybe, just maybe, this one kid likes chemistry more than most

You know it's a knock off Kobe city edition jersey when they walk towards the fight. That shits too expensive to ruin over this shit if real

The fake low voice is the topping on this shit sundae

If travel doesn't make your blood pressure spike, you aren't doing it right. Low blood pressure is called vacation

Fuck both these dudes with a folded up piece of barb wire fence wrapped in 20 grit sandpaper

Almost everyone can have a kid and almost no one can be a parent