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To drive a car
The survival instincts definitely kicked in and that's exactly why they abandoned the vehicle. You know, to survive.
The rational thinking part of the brain, about being able to manoeuvre successfully away from danger definitely did not kick in. Lmao
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We are doomed if he ever stepped out.
Pennywise the Urang utan!
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She’s all yours bro
Is it just me or does it look like she's dating a Simon Pegg lookalike?
E. Jeezo, I genuinely think he looks like Simon Pegg from his role in Shaun of the Dead. Lol dunno why all the Dv's.
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Which products or things that shouldn't smell nice... smell nice?
I'm in for the unveiling! Lol
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Which products or things that shouldn't smell nice... smell nice?
Cap guns!!
Remember those pink strips with little blobs on them that you used to put into really badly made toy guns? Love that smell after you fired them.
Don't think anyone has posted this yet, but probably only for older viewers lol
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His bank won't allow him to withdraw money unless he shows proof of what he intends to spend his money on.
They're *
Sorry.. I couldn't resist it. Seemed to fit in for this whole thread. I really hope you meant that..
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Ants solving geometry puzzle.
Brilliant. Thanks for that info. I remember thinking when I saw it that it was way ahead of its time!
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Ants solving geometry puzzle.
That really shocked me!
Also reminded me of a movie I saw in the 70's or 80's called Phase IV (I think). Which was actually brilliant. Basically an ant uprising! Lol
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20 million year old flea in amber contains Black Death Yersinia Pestis bacteria, info in comments
Ring a ring a roses.. A pocket full of posies!
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to provide the correct answer.
Ach, I should have posted the gif! Nice one.
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How to satisfy them man?
As Admiral Ackbar so wisely put it, 'it's a trap!'
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to provide the correct answer.
As Admiral Ackbar so wisely put it. 'it's a trap'.
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Golfer regrets taking out his frustration on a sprinkler
You're so right, but by God I'd totally love to be able to at least try it! Lmao
(mainly because I'm shit with computers)
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Gym bully got checked.
Honestly, you put more effort into composing this answer than they did making the video. Lmao
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Why is this tree smoking? 😶🌫️
I can hardly beleaf it.
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Tesco seat of shame.
It's this sort of scenario that gives me the cold sweats that I might get accused of stealing! That's exactly why I have never used the scan and go option. I probably never will.
(also, if you only use these, then the store has an excuse to lower staff numbers even further). ✊
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I saw this poster in an AirBnB in Malaga and my mates don’t appreciate the pure genius of it being in the toilet. (it a Royale Family quote btw)
As in 'I'm going for an Eartha Kitt' (shit!)
I know it's obvious, but there might be someone who didn't get it. Lol
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An AI realizes its talking to a parrot
And so it begins.... :0(
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An AI realizes its talking to a parrot
Ahhh thanks, I totally missed that. Thought it was an incoming call.
I really hope this feature will not be coming soon!
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To taunt at a woman on another vehicle
I was thinking more of the Joker in the Batman games.. Lol
Either way, it goes right through your central nervous system!
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An AI realizes its talking to a parrot
Are AI's now being used to cold call people for marketing? Who and what companies are doing this shit? FML I hate this.
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I explained my mom's accidentally inappropriate nickname.
I occasionally shout 'Who's the Daddy??!!' in a sort of Ray Winston type voice to my kiddo's (adults) to annoy them, but I agree their mum calling me that would be weird! Lol
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What purchases have you justified by “Return on investment” reasons?
Use the spare key to lock the door while the engine is running. That's what I do. Chances of someone smashing a window to steal the car while you're filling up the tyres is virtually zero.
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What purchases have you justified by “Return on investment” reasons?
Just out of interest what do you actually print with them? I think they're cool, but have no idea what I'd use one for.
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Really chaffed at Asda
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Maybe they thought it was 'poison etta' and he was gonna go attempt to kill a famous singer, at last.
Hence the need for ID.