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I can confirm the absolute certainty of my statement. For you see, I have previously vaulted a sanitary containment receptacle out of the planet Earth's orbit several hours from now.

Depends. Some talkative enemies are annoying and corny whereas others are genuinely unsettling. Some quiet enemies are extremely unnerving, whereas others are kinda simple.

Homeless loitering champion who has a penchant for fraud, illegal organ trafficking, and stalking.

Ey, don't you mean Mule Ape?

Jr's Puppet. Genuinely looks like something that would give kids and parents nightmares in a real attraction.

Ah, shit, Arby's is taking over the world starting with Canada.

Ayo is that Peridot?

I fucking hate that this art style is associated with this ABOMINATION of a comic, bro. Like painting a Renaissance-level portrait out of fucking burnt vomit and nuclear waste.

I'm namely talking about Hell's history as a celestial body-absorbing, super complex cosmic ecosystem. I wanna know more about the Demons and their lore, basically.

But yeah, Eternal's story is quite a bit wack.

Fair enough. I like platforming, but generally prefer fast combos and shooting over fast movement mechanics. I like being as solid as a steel beam.

Also, IGN's the perked relative of review sites. Their staffing for reviews alone makes them rickety to trust at best.

Well, I think it will be since I didn't find Eternal as enjoyable as shooters that ate more like the classic Doom. I prefer games where it genuinely feels like you're a superweapon in a war.

Yet we already know so much about the game, and deliberately know everything about the presentation, so yes, this is still a take, hot or cold.

Precisely. There is no fucking W A Y anyone compares to just how eerie this fucking webkin from Hell is.

The ONLY ones that come close are Huggy and Doey imo, and that's just because of what they do.

Ayo, what are these Northern Noght Furies? They sound neat!

And those guys suck. Like, maybe I WANT to know about Hell's prehistory.

Real shit. Plus, telling the difference isn't too hard, since there's always gonna be some key giveaways (especially with creature art >:])

Doctor's crew: Yarnaby for the theme, Pianosaurus for SFX, Harley Bodies for being formidable

Prototype's crew: Huggy for being simply iconic, Catnap for being THE SCARIEST FUCKING THING YET IN THAT BUSTED FACTORY

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I don't, it's a hot take.

The Dark Ages is going to be more enjoyable and true to the Slayer's character than 2016 or Eternal.