Expecto petronum!

I hope that kid’s parents filed charges against that piece of crap. This is far more than a school problem. No punishment leveled by the school would be enough. This is definitely a legal case.

It seems like the company has had problems with the members of the community in that area. In order to protect and keep employees, they have taken extreme measures. Be thankful that they have dealt with the issue this way and continue to serve the neighborhood rather than closing the store altogether.

Yikes! Can you imagine having to discipline that child? What do you mean you’re going to tell your real dad? I’m your dad! Then you have to go to mom and repent. Too much drama with that chick!

Agreed. If this guy has kids, they will be exposed to this ideology through their formative years. Unless they have strong outside influences, they will most likely follow in dad’s footsteps.

If gorillas are going to come into our country, they should be required to conform to our customs.

I call fowl!

The majesty of a beautiful sunset or sunrise is lost in photos and videos.

Miss, I’m going to have to ask you to remove that illegal garment. It can’t be worn here.

Yes, and so often that when someone wants to shake hands, I stand there with a deer-in-the-headlights look.

You lost me at Swa.

Ignore what you see with your own eyes. It was a knife wielding man who escalated the situation. The fence was a mirage or maybe AI.

Too late, bub. We already know who you are and what you stand for. So don’t waste your time trying to lure people back with a free candy inside sign on you Cybertruck.

She’s just a backup singer.

I like it! The windshield wiper is ridiculous and annoying, but everything else is amazing. I particularly like the low headlights that wouldn’t blind drivers in front of it. An all-black version would look like Darth Vader.

I agree. It’s a very unpopular stand to take in southern Ohio. It might not be as grand as demonstrations in other places, but they are out in the rain being seen and heard. Maybe their resolve will encourage others to take a stand.

I have a coworker who wears a tee shirt that says Not one of the sheep. It’s meant to be an attack on liberals, but it’s ironic to me because it’s the conservatives that are led around like sheep who can’t think for themselves. If daddy Don says it, they believe it. They can’t even watch any news channel besides Fox because they believe every other channel has evil far-left reporters telling them lies. Must stay nestled in their herd behind their shepherd.

It’s a toe truck!

I want to try this so much! Will it still work if my kids are in their 30’s?

Practice makes perfect. And I’ll bet he practiced, and practiced, and practiced,…

Can I still retire at 65?

Wouldn’t this be considered government waste? Where’s Doge!?

Now turn off Fox News and leave it off.

That seems really mean. She should do what we used to do. One of us would pin him down on the table while the other pinched his nose shut and crammed a syringe down his throat until he swallowed all the medicine.

How much to rent that for ten minutes?