How do you make your eyebrows disappear like that?

Not sure why, but the absolute THUD with which she hits the floor has me absolutely 🤣

Damn bro, why you got so many flies in your place?

Jesus. It's like the roomba that runs over a piece of dog shit

"5'9"?! I didn't know that stacked shit that high!"

The line is "You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece."

But i was going to go with another from that same scene. When he's addressing "Pvt Cowboy" he asks how tall he is. When he responds that he's 5'9" GSgt Hartman responds, "5'9"?! I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

Like if Moana developed an over eating disorder

schoolteacher

Schoolmaster

"He's not Russian. He's Lithuanian by birth. Raised by his paternal grandfather, a fisherman."

Alec Baldwin's character in Glengarry Glenn Ross

Dogma def was

Wetlands is set in AC, but most of it was shot in Cape May County (imdb)

Way to prove his point. Lol

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

It's the "Storming the Castle" bit at the bottom for me 🤌🏼

Fuck you, and congratulations!

Who?

Private Lessons ?

I saw a guy use paint stirring sticks once

I saw a guy use paint stirring sticks once

Primal Fear

Thanks. I learned something new today

Since I have a smooth brain, can someone help me out on what this means (or is supposed to mean)