Okay ngl thats a funny ass response.

Maybe don't assume tthe person criticizing you doesn't have their own problems with the bullshit you blame your lack of consideration on. 

Cuz, yeah, I do know what its like. I have a few whiteboards on the house so my wife and I make sure to get what we need. I have alarms set for important events so we don't forget. 

What I don't do, is make excuses for when I fuck up and forget. Its my fault. Not some invisible antagonist. 

Take some fucking responsibility for yourself, for fuck's sake.

Alarms exist JFC

NTA lmaoooooo

In the business, we call this the finding out phase.

I wouldnt even need a part time job or side hustle. Even if the money is taxed, the fact that its every day is a huge increase to my income, on top of the fact that I now have time for life much more often.

Yeah, I'll take it I think. 20 minutes of work a day is a big improvement, but as long as Im careful to get back home in time if I'm out, I can stop the little shit.

1) I am far from a speedrunner, so meta builds arent really something I care about

2) I have only recently started spamming full blast wyvernstake combo, so I do actually do a lot of actual hits instead of shell spamming. 

3) Getting the three three-slots is nice to have more deco options. 

4) The white sharpness bar is pretty

Miss me with that blue sharpness. Also, I like status over element, especially in this game.

You forgot the cop who died after getting his skull bashed in by "patriots on a peaceful tour."

Im probably gonna miss the Popli War because of work and a planned Mario Party night last night, but thats okay. Helldivers...make me proud!

Yep. 2 Attack, 2 affinity, 1 sharpness on my blast gunlance does me plenty good.

I am a blast enjoyer, and the Ajarakan GL just doesnt do it for me. I got two affinity rolls and two attack rolls along with a sharpness roll for me Artian Blast GL. Might not be the most optimal, but its very fun to play with a 3/1 handicraft jewel keeping me in the white for much longer than the bare GL did. I feel like blast isnt quite as strong as world (I didnt really do too much in rise to tell), but its still fun to use.

Me when I lie

Montgomery! He likes placing great vigorwasps next to the monster as Im fighting it!

Oh, they went for the two-fer! Less satisfied staff and customers! I cant imagine the staff enjoys getting filmed every 10th order because of a tiktok "food hack" that went viral.

I'm sorry my former brothers and sisters of team Instinct. My wife was Mystic and unwilling to change. 

It still feels weird not seeing Spark sometimes...

Scipio, after Scipio Africanus.

Boy the feds are gonna love those totally not filled with drugs and guns safes!

My man!

This is so dumb. Nobody says that. If they tell you they're countering the Cumsock, you can easily tell they're playing the Two Left Feet Gambit, and can counterplay with the Rusty Nail and give their Two Left Feet tetanus, thus neutralizing the threat. 

Rookie move.

Gonna have to ask my MIL what got my FIL exactly. It was either lymph node or thyroid cancer. Start there for revenge, then just work my way through. I like the folks who thought juuust a little outside the box. Take out Tuberculosis, then heart disease, then diabetes 1 and 2, then back to some cancers. 

Just gotta set up the gofundme, the patreon, gotta keep the food coming. Having cancer is hungry business.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/sep/15/michigan-governor-kidnap-plot-men-acquitted

That article is a little old, 9 of the 14 people involved were convicted.

Bruh people dont just undust.

Also, theyre the Avengers, not the Ressurectors.

Can you do a video call so your dad and cat can see each other one last time? I understand not wanting him to be away for your cat's last moments, but that couod be a good compromise.

Thats the issue with taking the word of somebody who very much has an axe to grind as fact. It'd be like if people started using Powerplex's deranged ramblings to say Mark is a shitty person because he let people get killed.