I mean, it's not like stock market crashes have ever led to anything bad in American history. No sirree.

How does that blurry pixelated blob of a head look like Neytiri to people?

My other favorite is the Democrats are always the ones that have to change and be at the center while Trump ran on far right culture war revenge politics and won.

Trump doesn't even know how to spell "Lesotho", let alone know what it is.

“Steiner’s attack will bring the stock market in order.”

Is Hegseth shitposting war plans on Reddit now?

You'd have to convince other humans, probably the human governments on Earth, to get them to stop. Problem number one with that is colonizing Pandora is seen as necessary for survival, not just for greed.

Turns out all Biden had to do was declare it a “National Student Loan Emergency” and everything would have been hunky dory.

“National Economic Emergency”

What does that even mean? The economy takes a slight dip and suddenly the President can just slap tariffs across the board? Congressional Republicans need to nut up and take the keys to the car away from him before the economy dive bombs.

So does the poop emoji mean anal?

Stahp it you

Is it really necessary to send me a goddamn notification every time a comment gets 5 upvotes??

So it’s you guys that were responsible for the Great Dancing Plague of 1518.

I believe this is the direct translation.

TIL Val Kilmer was in Prince of Egypt. Today I Also Learned holy shit that movie had a powerhouse of a voice cast.

Is your son Leslie Nelson by chance?

Achievement Unlocked: Top Commenter on r/nfl

I don’t know if I want the amount of time I’ve spent dicking around on here memorialized as an achievement, Reddit.

Spending money on weapons for Ukraine so they don’t get massacred by Russia: “WHY AREN’T WE TAKING CARE OF OUR PEOPLE FIRST??”

Spending money on Greenlanders for a vanity project: “Brilliant idea, Dear Leader!”

Defense regressed hard due to a combination of draft picks not panning out, key free agents like Jessie Bates and DJ Reader leaving, and Lou Anarumo just not coaching well.

That’s not really countering it, that’s the defenders completely misplaying. When I say it’s “uncounterable”, I mean there’s no way to disable it without setting it off. The best you can hope for is the defenders mistime setting them off or fuck up the placement.

Just take away the freaking Acog. Don’t mess with the gadget, it’s already strong and it’s uncounterable. You don’t want it getting stronger.

All depends on the users and the defenders like every other strategy. A defense consisting of “unga bunga me want headshot” roamers is probably going to lose against a team of coordinated shield attackers. A team of shields using the Leeroy Jenkins Maneuver is probably going to lose against a defense of coordinated defenders with utility to back them up.

With how expensive Five Guys is, is it though?

There are no bots in this subreddit, average human. Please move along.

More craziness from the Jayden Daniels’ administration.