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Spilled my water bottle on myself at the airport.
 in  r/Wellthatsucks  4d ago

Sure you did. HEY EVERYONE! THIS GUY PEED HIS PANTS!!!

5

He said he saved it all day for me so I could pop it for him.
 in  r/popping  4d ago

I thought you were talking about the one by his eye

60

Holy narcissism. Does he want to share anymore posts claiming he’s a genius?
 in  r/EnoughMuskSpam  4d ago

He's not just a genius, he's also father who gets lots of sex!

44

Crawford Wins
 in  r/wisconsin  5d ago

Suck it, musky boy

181

Where did he go?
 in  r/Eyebleach  5d ago

He was bamboozled for sure

1

Kevin Bacon, Jackie Earle Haley, Val Kilmer, & Sean Penn (1983)
 in  r/OldSchoolCool  5d ago

Left to right: Dally, Johnny, Darry, Ponyboy

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Dude gets knocked out in fight in downtown Austin
 in  r/PublicFreakout  12d ago

Alien shirt looks like a real tough guy, punching the dude when someone else has him in a headlock and kicking at his head when he’s unconscious

29

Jennifer Connelly by Antoine Verglas in 1991
 in  r/OldSchoolCool  12d ago

Tara Reid is okay, but I’m definitely on team Connelly.

26

Co-founder of shipping supply company Uline basically admits that working for them is complete and utter hell
 in  r/WorkReform  13d ago

She became wealthy because her husband was heir to the schlitz brewing fortune

r/blackcats 14d ago

Lil' bit of white fluff 🤍 Panther and Louie watching the Lobos game

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New Uline catalog has a statement chastising "Nomad" employees
 in  r/WorkReform  16d ago

Ol Dick Uihlein was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple

3

A relic of a bygone age
 in  r/pics  16d ago

Yep, we're living in a post-wheelchair society now

1

Same, Jasmine. Same.
 in  r/TuxedoCats  16d ago

Arrrr, 'tis a fine specimen for r/shrimpcats

0

Ryanair tried to charge him for his carry-on bag
 in  r/PublicFreakout  18d ago

This guy has bad luck. First, he misses his flight and then they still want to charge him for a bag?!?!

33

Player gets sent off for headbutting the bench
 in  r/PublicFreakout  18d ago

On a shitty rebound tap-in, too

6

The Link - Dubeezy, UAE
 in  r/evilbuildings  18d ago

The architect used Minecraft

1

Find someone who looks at you like Michelle Pfeiffer looks at Fisher Stevens (1990)
 in  r/OldSchoolCool  18d ago

I must be lucky; I have someone who looks mildly interested at me

18

For someone who spends little time in sunlight, that's a rough 52.
 in  r/EnoughMuskSpam  18d ago

Why does his hat say "gender bender" on the side? I thought he was against that sort of thing