Allow me to nominate Detroit’s own Bob Seger with this gem of a verse from “Like a Rock”:

“Twenty years now

Where’d they go?

Twenty years

I don’t know

I sit and I wonder sometimes

Where they’ve gone”

Brilliant stuff.

I FOUND IT, GUYS!

Sonofabitch has been right there all along…

At his current rate of 1RBI per PA, he’s easily looking at 350+ RBIs this season.

Oh my god just pick up the diaper. The amount of work you put in to not picking up garbage confounds me.

YTA, in case that wasn’t clear.

I’ve been doing wine all wrong, apparently.

While partnering with a local barber to run a meat pie shop?

Lip-outs, burnt hole edges, and balls stopping a dimple short of falling in.

An unholy number of them per round. People I’ve played against have asked how I haven’t gone insane.

Two banana.

Weird.

Serve. It’s your duty as an American and an incredible privilege. You’ll be better for having had that experience.

You’re forgetting that pogs existed.

Don’t.

$145/month vs $850/year

Asinine.

Century Schoolbook FTW

Criminal defense attorneys would wear this contempt finding as a badge of honor.

Man, I miss going to court regularly.

Manual transmission.

30 editors—the same as for any other article—signed off on the article.

Seconded. Timber’s a great house.

Can’t recommend Toons highly enough.

Robert’s Pizza is both excellent and one of the few decent eating options near Navy Pier (not on the Pier, mind you—as others have said, food is expensive and not good on the pier).

Robert’s has a great outdoor dining space on a little-used boat slip that is quiet and beautiful—especially on a warm chicago summer evening.

Just 1 cock push-up?

A 3 hour tour?

The judge was too.