r/AbsoluteUnits • u/belinasaroh • 14h ago

of male (me_irl)

3.5k Upvotes

136 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThatRedditGuy2025 • 13h ago

of a clothespin

1.1k Upvotes

12 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/sqowz • 11h ago

of an elephant

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481 Upvotes

20 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TaxsDodgersFallstar • 5h ago

of an NBA brother

137 Upvotes

NBA player and his brother.

26 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LivingInformal4446 • 10h ago

of a seat

234 Upvotes

13 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 6h ago

of a longhorn

118 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 1d ago

of a cherry tree

2.9k Upvotes

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crafty-Creme-9910 • 5h ago

of a fry

48 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 2h ago

of an oak tree

23 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HoppersEcho • 3h ago

of a strawberry

19 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/princesscaraboo • 5h ago

of a stock bull

24 Upvotes

Lady cows should be grateful that they're getting his product though artificial insemination, and not the old-fashioned way. #smashburger

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 13h ago

of a jellyfish

77 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Trank_maiden_Ciri • 15h ago

of a slice of bread (banana for scale)

72 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GinaWhite_tt • 1d ago

of Kangaroo

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3.5k Upvotes

155 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/redbullgivesyouwings • 1d ago

of a ski jump

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1.4k Upvotes

46 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Comfortable_Edge_481 • 2h ago

of a ball

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2 Upvotes

(Ignore last pic)

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zealousideal_Fish_68 • 11h ago

of a lobster claw

16 Upvotes

At Joe's on a roll Beverly

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MarchNegative6782 • 1d ago

of a water tower

456 Upvotes

13 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 1d ago

of a Goliath Birdeater

116 Upvotes

15 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 1d ago

of a pumpkin

244 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/memgrizz2022 • 1d ago

of a Sprinkle

33 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/proskolbro • 1d ago

of a hat

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1.1k Upvotes

24 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ZaytherLegit • 1d ago

of a Chex mix piece I found

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39 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/captainbiz • 1d ago

of a moth

25 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MiyamotoUsagi1587 • 2d ago

of a cooking blowtorch I saw at a Korean bulgogi restaurant. They used it to search their meats.

2.0k Upvotes

88 comments

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r/AbsoluteUnits

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ABSOLUTE UNITS

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Check out our deep, well-reflected definitions of an absolute unit.

RULES:

Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

3) No NSFW posts

No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules

The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.

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