r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Past-Establishment93 • 11h ago

of a model kit

731 Upvotes

I need some glue...

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Iheartbobross • 18h ago

of TP bear bewbs 🤣

4.0k Upvotes

Absolute bazookas

50 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ViolinistDear3593 • 1h ago

of a carrot

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• Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 16h ago

of a rhododendron

384 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Paradoxbox00 • 15h ago

of a banana delivery

238 Upvotes

22 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/H_G_Bells • 20h ago

of a Nepalese avalanche

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433 Upvotes

OP is on YouTube (I am not OP!) https://youtube.com/@mukhiyagurung7

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ViolinistDear3593 • 1h ago

of a carrot

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• Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 1h ago

of a camellia

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/NOSWT-AvaTarr • 17h ago

of a dough mixer

177 Upvotes

58 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 12h ago

of a bird Sixpack

73 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Mrsemmitt • 15h ago

of an orange

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112 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/justplanelove • 1d ago

of a bunny

1.0k Upvotes

12 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 1d ago

of a Jacaranda

2.8k Upvotes

21 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Intelligent_Grade372 • 18h ago

of a Jeopardy! champion. Spoiler

26 Upvotes

Congrats, Mike!

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/NathanTheKlutz • 1d ago

of a bison bull.

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185 Upvotes

Met this giant at the Snake Farm Zoo.

15 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dependent_Ad_1243 • 1d ago

of a catalogue (4128 pages)

101 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ycr007 • 1d ago

of Ginger

60 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/klito92 • 1d ago

of a pet

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3.1k Upvotes

79 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/wingsoverpyrrhia • 1d ago

of a grasshopper

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571 Upvotes

The bugger was found dead in Belize. About the size of my hand, so around 1/2 length of a banana.

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Coldsteel_n_Courage • 1d ago

of a rooster.

601 Upvotes

48 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Spinning_Kicker • 1d ago

of a tube of ground beef

66 Upvotes

27 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AiiRisBanned • 1d ago

of a worker

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223 Upvotes

34 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThatRedditGuy2025 • 1d ago

of a pocket knife

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557 Upvotes

42 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Consistent-Pass9543 • 1d ago

of a microphone

13 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThorinSmokenshield • 1d ago

of a gaming pc

43 Upvotes

45 comments

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Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

3) No NSFW posts

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This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules

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